Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
why the fuck would you do that
Phoenix, United States
Teenagers…
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Anonymous
Learning curve
Today, my 3-year-old son put into practice the lesson I taught him yesterday, about how to use a larger piece of Play-Doh to pick up smaller bits. Unfortunately, he used this method to pick up a small bit of poo from his pants with a larger bit of poo direct from the toilet. I was an hour late for work. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Not too fond of the chair
Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
firestar772
Santa Barbara, United States
Great work, son
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
limping
Canada
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Anonymous
Murarrie, Australia
Kids will be kids
Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
GrumpyMonk
Cats are the same
Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML
dad
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
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TheDrifter 24
True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.
KainMoogle 21
All I want to know is one thing... How?
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TheDrifter 24
True talent. Hide the modeling clay, it might put him in the ICU.
Pokelad 12
There's no 'might' about it. It WILL put him in the ICU.
Imhere4fml 24
It could have harden and turned into rocks... Or he may just be weak a boy with lack of vitamins.
your_ma 27
I think he's doing it wrong..
GoodLookingGeese 10
Neeh, what could possibly give you that thought?!!
NoDontKillMe 19
Neeh?
techieking 10
No he is doing it right. No pain no gain.
Pesticides 19
He wins the darwin award for this week
CommentModerated 17
maybe 12 is a knight who refused to say "ekki ekki ekki pitang zoom boing"
preston55 7
Are you okay buddy? Something stressing you out?
KainMoogle 21
All I want to know is one thing... How?
cuppycakeslove 20
With great skill
guitardude69 11
and a butt ton of fitness
cathyfang1533 12
I'm thinking he punched the table out of frustration when his play doh ice cream cone didn't look EXACTLY like the one on the play set box. What, that never happened to you guys?
doodlecloud 27
I was also thinking he must've punched a table...but more because he wanted to smash a playdoh model (for fun not frustration) or because he wanted to see if he could punch the table and not get hurt if he put playdoh on top or something...
lexi365 20
I don't know. I just weep for humanity.
Pesticides 19
there used to be natural selection, so this kind of humanity got weeded out *sarcasm*
Medd_fml 13
Congratulations on him lasting up to 16.
lilhellian 27
And heres hoping he'll make it to 18.
feelingold 18
I wouldn't bet on it.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
How do you do that? Also, lets go ahead and let the kid take responsibility on this one. Play-doh really shouldn't need warning labels beyond choking hazard.
AshaaFerreira 22
Now that takes skills
Raykyogrou03 12
Maybe he has brittle bones?
Izabushel 65
I was wondering the same thing. Maybe he has osteogenesis imperfecta. Or maybe bone cancer. Hope not.
angiemarie96 25
#73 ok there webmd :P
MeLoveCats 7
wait... what? HOW?!
Cristian89 29
How does that even happen?!?!