grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Kitten
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Whole foods
Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
I'll make my own way
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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ClaireXX 0
I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...
Juggalette_623 9
.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>
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Comments (149)
Rial13_fml 0
Then cut her some slack for being frigging awesome! She probably didn't have much of a childhood because she was too busy studying to get into Columbia early so you'd be happy.
FockinA 0
Not a good advert for Columbia lmao. How did she ever finish pre-school? lol
HeyThereGorgeous 0
Hey, 17 year oldsters have to experiment and have some fun too! (;
lauren_e21 0
okay, if you're talking about Columbia University in NY, i have no opinion. butttt... if you mean Columbia College Chicago, of COURSE they accepted her. they accept everyone. She'll probably be regarded as a creative genius in po-mo performance art. She should probably apply to the School of the Art Institute though, I hear those kids put play-doh in toasters all the damn time.
volkster644 0
omg can't stop laughing!
luv_luv_lollipop 0
it's 2 true I lack vry much in the common sense category but not as bad as putting play doh in a toaster
persephone28 15
she was probably drunk.
stevenmx86 8
I think if I were looking for a school, I would avoid columbia after reading this fml... They obviously let anyone in..
Staige40 0
Was probably deprived of a child hood.
taytoc 10
ooh girls.. they just wanna have fun