grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Kitten
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Whole foods
Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
I'll make my own way
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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ClaireXX 0
I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...
Juggalette_623 9
.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>
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Comments (149)
perdix 31
**** you! You reported this little prank as a big FML, but all you wanted to do is to brag to the world about your kid. Today, my daughter broke my bowling trophy with a Nerf football. It was sitting right next to her Nobel Prize in Medicine for curing cancer. FML.
CallMeHush 1
You are the man! Remarkable insight.
marie_yuh100 3
oh 'em gee that sounds like something I would do
honeybee366 0
lol. wow. some kids are just school smart, but really dumb when it comes to simple things. it's not just her. lol
strawberry6826 0
lmfaoooo. she needs to grow up. but tht was hilarious.
sweet16_fml 0
is this molly obrien's mom??!! it definitely is...boy I'm surprised that girl got into college
Molise 0
1) I agree with the above posters saying she's too old to be grounded. 17 and seems to be almost done high school and grounded? Really? That word "grounded" stopped having a meaning to me after age 14 2) Are you sure your "daughter" isn't really Christian Weston Chandler?
grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0
read my first comment. trust me grounding has meaning in our house.
Molise 0
lol. Your daughter is almost of legal age buddy. Like an above poster said, start treating her like an adult and maybe she'll act like one. Your sir, fail.
CENSORED2010 0
I would definitely do this and I'm 20. Kudos to your daughter
grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0
the point of this website is to blog about the thing that messed up ur day. i dnt no about u but wen my toaster gets destroyed by my daughter who by now should no tht putting playdoh into a toaster is stupid and dangerous..well tht messes up ur day n if u read my first comment i even admit ppl are in worse sitiuations
grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0
the point of this website is to blog about the thing that messed up ur day. i dnt no about u but wen my toaster gets destroyed by my daughter who by now should no tht putting playdoh into a toaster is stupid and dangerous..well tht messes up ur day n if u read my first comment i even admit ppl are in worse sitiuations n how is saying my 17 yr old daughter did something tht a 3 yr old mite do is bragging? n i just used columbia 2 to furthur show how messed up this is.
grrrrrrrrrrr_fml 0
the point of this website is to blog about the thing that messed up ur day. i dnt no about u but wen my toaster gets destroyed by my daughter who by now should no tht putting playdoh into a toaster is stupid and dangerous..well tht messes up ur day n if u read my first comment i even admit ppl are in worse sitiuations n how is saying my 17 yr old daughter did something tht a 3 yr old mite do is bragging? n i just used columbia 2 to furthur show how messed up this is.