Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Whole foods
Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
I'll make my own way
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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ClaireXX 0
I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...
Juggalette_623 9
.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>
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dbag111 0
I don't get it, how does anyone tthink this isn't a big deal? this is indicitive behaviour, why on earth would ANYONE put playdoh in the toaster? WHY? this girl has issues and this is one of the indicators. regardless if she's acting out to anything, or angry, when I'm angry I swear and maybe hit the counter top with my fist or something and walk away, I don't go get the playdoh....
repyourcliche 0
17 year old + play doh + toaster = psychological imbalance. oh yes, i see your logic there, mr freud.
jmeg_fml 0
because it's funny, that's why. and because don't you sort of wonder how it would come out? maybe it gets soft in the middle and browns around the edges, like a muffin, or gets gooey, or just dries out. i respect your concern for her, but it sounds like she's pretty well adjusted in life otherwise and is just goofing off.
Emrysa 1
Dr. Sir. You just stated that when you get angry you, "swear and hit the counter." This is indicative behavior. Based upon the evidence you have presented, your behavior is indicative of severe anger and aggression. Why, even now, I fear for my life just reading your statement. When I get angry, I listen to music and cool down. Therefor your behavior is irrational and could lead from punching inanimate objects to, kicking, fisting, bunting, hurling, and/or plucking animate objects and swearing in front of both minors and excessively cute animals. Please seek help.
pfunk129 1
buy the bitch the oven bake set that little girls play with.
VenomByte 1
Was she planning on eating it? Cooked playdoh sounds delicious!! A little salty but better she put playdoh in the toaster than to want something else salty in her mouth! Have her check Cooks.com for more recipes!
Cupcaken 0
I think you have a cool daughter who's not afraid of following her ideas fully.
PennyAnna 3
...Well now I feel better for having broken my toaster. At least I didn't put play-doh in it. ^_^
Gobsnoglin 0
If she is smart enough to get into Columbia then she should be smart enough to know better. You fail as a parent for obviously letting her do anything and everything she wants, that and she must be a little retarded to think toasted playdoh was a good idea.
babybubz 0
how does OP fail as a parent? it's not like she left a four year old unattended to do it. her daughter is 17.. and she said she grounded her ..so how is that letting her do whatever she wants? and just because she pit play-doh in the toaster doesn't make her a RETARD. not everyone can be flawless like you ..asshole.
texas_justice 0
...and so you grounded... i say again, grounded? your 17 year old daughter for what? geez Louise, what sort of camp are you running there adolph?
texas_justice 0
...you make it sound like she is a moron stuffing peanut butter into the VCR (not that anyone has a VCR anymore). clearly she was curious about the effect of heat applied to play-doh. Nobel prize worthy research? no. but you grounded her? if you have not already destroyed her spirit, she is sitting there right now thing... I can't wait to escape this ******* place. good job, way to go, congrats! you must be proud.
your_face 15
1) I still have a VCR, and in fact, used it a couple of weeks ago (to be fair, I was burning the VHS to a DVD at the time, but still). 2) If she wanted to experiment with the effect of heat on play-doh, she could have used a stove, where she could actually WATCH the play-doh much more easily than she could in a toaster. Or, she could have thought ahead and realized that if the play-doh melted, it would be nearly impossible to get out of the toaster afterwards. No matter how you think of it, OP's daughter didn't think this one through. I second whoever said she was probably high at the time. 3) You make it sound like being grounded is a major punishment. It's not. At all. In fact, most teenagers find being grounded a laughable punishment. "Yeah, okay, mom, I'll just sit here and listen to my iPod and sneak out while you're cleaning the toaster!"
HIJKay 0
Well, then what is the point of grounding her if it's a "laughable punishment?" I would have made my daughter pay for a new toaster by making her work around the house to earn the money if she didn't have a job. I guess being grounded can work for some teenagers, but I think seventeen is a little old to be grounded. But then again, that's just me.
your_face 15
I didn't say there was a point to grounding. I didn't say it was effective. All I said is that teenagers don't take it seriously. I actually agree that there are better ways to deal with 17 year olds. I was just commenting on the fact that texas_justice compared the OP to Hitler for grounding her daughter, making it sound like OP had gone WAYYY over the edge, when in reality the punishment was rather wishy-washy.
shiritt 0
i've worked with some higly educated guys one time, i felt like i was in in a classroom of 10 years old. so, i think that is a good thing, your daughter is smart as hell :D (and around my age :D) (not imposing anything) (no really) (i live to far away anyways)
christys25 0
totally agree with u!
honutattoo 0
are you perhaps snickerdoodle's mother?