grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Kitten
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Anonymous
North Olmsted, United States
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Whole foods
Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
Anonymous
Preston, United Kingdom
I'll make my own way
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
How in hell…?
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
1357katie
Canada
How very dare you?
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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ClaireXX 0
I think that's like when people are really intelligent academically but lack some common sense...
Juggalette_623 9
.....Must resist the urge to put play doh in the toaster >.>
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starfckr730 0
that, good sir, is absolutely ******* BRILLIANT! oh... OH the joys i could have had tormenting my mother when i was 17... HAHAH! play doh in the toaster wouldve been a welcomed issue! you're daughter's insanity has made my day! just dont tell my son!
pixie1000 0
Half a mind to say YDI just because I'm still waiting for my Columbia letter. :) But seriously, it's just a toaster. I don't have one and I get by.
mclostthankgod 1
next time you breed. create a retard with common sense, not a genius who's a tard.
cdilink 0
oh SO SMART
chadtvu 0
today, I got bored and put play doh in the toaster. my parents grounded me and called me dumb. i also got accepted for early admissions to columbia. MLIA
jay_man33 0
There's street smarts, book smarts...and then...your daughter. Good luck!
makhead 0
i wish this was on mlia.
craigkid 2
Your daughter wins epicly . I do wonder what would happen though ... i'm off to buy play-doh
lokiitababii69 19
lmfao u now just taught me about another one of these websites?!?!?! ahahaha mylifeisaverage.com
leadrunner751 3
curiosity got the daughter grounded... we all have a little 10 year-old retard in us