Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
TCoop1515 0
time for a beanie!
oldenuff2party 3
proly should have asked her first. I mean she's the one who has to look at it
mikeyMcFly 0
lol!!!
JokeMeister 0
WIMP.
Paulleh 0
Lol dude, she was probably kidding
torrance1221 4
she's been with you for two years, she's not going to leave you over a haircut. it's your hair, and it will grow back. two years is a long time to invest in a relationship if it's just going to be wasted because she doesn't like your haircut.
fmlreader2010 0
hair grows back
Nick_1993 2
wow this sounds just like me. i got a hair cut today that i have been needing to get. and me and my girlfriend brokeup yesterday after dating for almost 2 and a half years
jeffrey9706 0
if she told me that she would be dumbed on the spot, women think they run the world.. news flash just cause u have a vag doesn't mean your queen shit ... there's some other girl down the road willing to open get legs
mattxhavoc 2
She's a worthless bitch if she's going to dump you for something so stupid. Just like how I won't even bother with ladies who don't like facial hair. I'm a MAN. I have hair on my face and I like it there. Don't like beards? GTFO.