Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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chico1014 0
that sucks
as260191 5
I laughed.
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Comments (163)
chico1014 0
that sucks
jrojas211 0
did she reply with "lmao"???
sixtimessix 0
ydi for using MSN still
buzz18 7
i wonder what his response was
Stupified 0
That's hilarious! Sorry, wrong FML.
2kool4skoolyo 0
you ydi because you curled your hair noob
xFalzz 0
YDI for taking a small mistake seriously.
unidentified_sta 5
Well... What if it was hilarious!
KingDingALing 9
yeah! What if she died choking on cum? xD
smdbeeach 0
lmao # 18
omfgrofl1337 0
thats hilarious
seanders 10
You think that's bad you obviously never read the one of the guy who said something dirty to his grandmother.
FmyLinNY 0
23 is either an epic fail or epic win, I'm not sure which.
BallinJ 0
who the hell still chats with msn??
itsybitsyspider 0
>.< that doesn't really suck for you, it sucks for the girl..
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
that's hilarious.
pwincessa23 1
i found 23 to be the only funny one. now, THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
flok_of_birds 0
the kind of shit that happens to me xD
nirenna 6
23 wrong fml
teagaann 0
I've done something like that before. fyl.
MichieBabiie 0
LOL, happens to the best of us.
rockinguitar 4
wrong fml bro
NaCheezIt 0
haha 23. I think ya commented on the wrong FML here. but who knows, maybe the person died in a curling iron-related injury!
nirvanafan980 0
fail
MjsBabyAngel 0
#5, yourr so gorgeousss :D ;)
beastmcbeastly 0
u r a falure at life
melissalala_fml 0
wow your really stupid
brianjman14 23
Cool story, bro.
AFamiliarVoice 0
Awesome.
articunoftw97 0
ugh I'm always scared of doing something like that.
sskarma23 9
Come on man!! it's a common mistake
AssTard 15
Well... Tell her. I mean she is human and all humans have a sense of understanding.
cooliokid 0
that sux :(
eehizle 0
yes. yes it does.
nirvanafan980 0
fail.
RoccoRox 0
this is why contex clues are important.
RoccoRox 0
my bad I'm on my iPhone and I forgot the t. i'm sorry :(
as260191 5
I laughed.
paid2think 0
Me Too! holy crap we have so much in common!
WTSchool 0
That's hilarious.
patrice77_fml 0
same haha
maxrider 0
how the hell could you laugh at that. my friend died in a car crash and I did not find that one bit funny
jazzy_123 20
#130, I'm pretty sure he meant that he laughed at OP's mistake and not his crush's situation.
Duckzy 16
130, pretty sure that's the whole point of this post...
HedgehogHead 0
I hav actually done tht.. D:
EmmyGrangerDC 0
my friend did that once
andytheandy 0
you know what is hilarious? how everyone on fml has crushes. stop breast feeding grow some cahonas and tell the girl how u feel!!!
pancake_mixx 9
Breast feeding? xD
ppatel5 0
hell ye
_mystique_ 0
hmmm check your multiple chat windows before replying. YDI for being careless! i hope you apologized to your friend for being a cold hearted insensitive jackass.
Toxxic_Blackout 0
umm, the OP was clearly not a "cold-hearted insensitive jackass", because if they were they wouldn't care that the message they sent might offend the friend. Oh and also, it was an ACCIDENT. I suppose you've never had one. You're the only insensitive jackass here.
_mystique_ 0
57- nope never had one. you must be a miserable individual to have come up with such a lame reply. have a nice day :D
nickbouz 3
your an asshole
AshleyTay 0
it's happened to me beofre. it's pretty awful. FYL hopefully she will undersatnd
hnz 13
* before *understand
Jessi_the_sexii 0
how... histarical.
redrovaa 0
hysterical*
MarkerofMagic 0
awww it deleted my comment I put on this one:(
ohthebloodygore 16
Never correct Jessi! Shame on you all!
RoccoRox 0
lol thank you gore(:
Jessi_the_sexii 0
yay two people on my side :D
ohthebloodygore 16
Thank you for..?
RoccoRox 0
I was about to say the same thing haha.
MarkerofMagic 0
3 people on your side:). it just deleted t comment though:(
Jessi_the_sexii 0
yayyy!
JustineBieberHat 0
I'm on ur side too ;D
JustineBieberHat 0
FOUR PEOPLE+u= five we can take over the world now muahhahahahhahaha
pieintheface 0
YDI for not checking. I bet your crush was like my pic when you sent that message