Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Top comments
suadelaaa 0
Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.
kbtoys 2
At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.
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Comments (81)
suadelaaa 0
Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.
paluzzi 0
shut up #1!
Gorsbug823 0
sad
bosskidz20 2
i'll slap her
aznbeauty250 0
Maybe she meant phat? Pretty, hot, and tight.
crudeandrudeguy 29
66- #1's comment was much more productive and on point than your pathetic thread jacking so how about you shut up, eat shit and go crawl back under your Pokemon sheets in momma's basement.
taraaa_fml 4
kids are very blunt.
bmxx 0
I wish I had a blunt right now ;)
TokinUp 6
a blunt would be nice.
woody768 0
Yes, yes it would be
plethora 3
Kids say the darndest things.
kristenkoolkatt 1
that they do indeed
AntiChrist7 0
little children are a pest, but say always something with a reason: lose some weight
Tehalon 0
Kids say it how it is, you're fat and unwanted! YDI
kbtoys 2
At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.
spankos 1
speaking from experience?
Safko 0
So cute.
michellefleeger 0
she's just being honest
cchamp27 0
You wouldn't have posted this as an FML unless you were actually fat...so YDI
angeldo6695 0
dont you just love kids!