Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
ashleeyka 13
That would be a b*tch move of her if she really dumped you for that after 2 years! You must have gotten a hair cut at least once since you started dating right?
tangyterp83 0
r u in middle school? this is lame!
aashleeyy 0
ouch she's shallow.
droubz 0
u guys in america need to man the f..k up and show ur girl who the man is , not omg im scared i got a haircut , fagget
deacon444 0
go for dinner. quit being a bitch
skyeyez9 25
If you got a Bieber haircut, I can understand why she would break up with you. I hate when boys comb all their hair forward and into their face, then constantly flip their bangs out of their eyes cause it annoys them....even though they chose that hairstyle in the first place.
pooponyuou 0
um thn she's just a superficial bitch who doesn't really deserve you
en1gma_l337 0
If she was joking, thats fine. If not, you got a shallow ass girl. Maybe its time to explor other options OP, if she is serious.
StitchedBear 0
If she's honestly going to break off a two year relationship because of the length of your hair, it think you may have a bigger issue a hand.. FYL for dating a superficial child.
en1gma_l337 0
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