Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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JessAmmyy_ 0
wear a hat? :D
pureecstasy 5
17 Wear a hat at the dinner table? That would probably not make a good impression on the parents.
fudgesicle 6
I don't think that her parents live at the girl's house.
kieran247 0
it could be worse she could have shot you! be happy!
Jewelofagal 2
You don't want someone vapid enough that the relationship would end if you changed a physical aspect of yourself. Consider her statement a giant red flag that her appreciation for you is extremely shallow.
dudette2 9
#19 100% agreed!!
samboob 5
YDI!!! For having a shitty girlfriend who would dump u over something as stupid as that. ):
DallasDanielle 0
ydi for having a girlfriend who would dump you over hair.
substitutes 0
What a shallow girl
kurofuchs 5
all this being said many women keep their hair a certain way because their guy liked it. my grandmother kept long hair until my grandad died. then she cut it from midback to almost nothing.
Wizardroxx 3
Lol, well.. yeah I agree with you guys.. You kinda deserve it for not askin before , but fyl for havin a girl who liked youh for your hair.. lol. xD Good luck:]
Shaggy_92 5
haha haircuts suck cus ppl. ain't used to you with long air.
Dommmcheesecake 0
Tell her you developed cancer, then you need to roll around in Uranium-235 and she'll be none the wiser.
ohgosh_noooo 0
shallow bitch