Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
jongolden 0
Grow a pair and tell her like it is. Stop being a woman.
jailbaitkate 0
fyl, but only for having such an uptight girlfriend.
ZachMitch1994 0
ouch ... she is probably kidding hopefully hahah sucks bro
vanilla2u 5
For all of you saying that he deserved it because he didnt tell her,he doesnt need her premission from her to do stuff,sure he could ask her for her opinion but come on,if she leaves you good for you your better of without her,and fyl
usnwife 18
I don't think he should have gotten her permission, but I think asking her after the fact was really stupid. If you're going to ask, do it before. If you get it done first tell her what you did instead of asking her opinion. Now if he goes she'll think he's an ass who asked then went against her opinion after he knew. And a "well, I had already done it" explanation would just get a "then why the **** did you ask me?!" response. I wouldn't care what my husband did as long as he didnt ask my opinion after it was already done, that's just stupid.
sculp91 0
don't let hair define your relationships if she only wants you for your hair obviously she doesn't really like you
skyttlz 32
I'd go but not mention it just try to keep her distracted by other things and try to make her not notice
The_good_times 0
It's your hair, wtf is her problem? She can have an opinion about it, she can say she doesn't like it if it's that bad to her, but she'll get used to it if she's even a bit serious about you. If she dumps you she's a shallow bitch and I don't see why you'd waste your time with her, surely there must be many other things that she likes about you and are more important than your hair. Hair should be one of the least important things to her, as long as it's a normal, fine looking haircut, I don't see why she should spend more than 5 minutes thinking about it.
CharlieAndChapli 0
I bet it's the Justin Bieber haircut.
nero9112 4
Sarcasm, have you heard of it? Also what is the relevance of having date 2 years?
legal9189 0
I agree with you 100%, more than likely she was being sarcastic and the OP is obviously like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory and doesn't understand sarcasim! lol
legal9189 0
Well for one thing she was probably joking. But if she wasn't then good, because why would you want to be with a girl that is that shallow? You would be walking on pins and needles your whole relationship wondering if you were going to do something that might make her dumb you. So if she dumps you for that then good and if she doesn't then you know shew as joking.