Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
morgana2 0
She would break up with you over a hair cut?? great gf you got there buddy.
ant387 0
Go out with her mom when he dumps you that'll teach her
fred88_fml 0
does she ask for your permission to get a haircut? gogo double standards
stevenmx86 8
Ydi because $40 says it's bieber hair...
stevenmx86 8
Also, sorry to double post but 12s solution is hilarious and he put it as if it were the obvious solution lmao
Nomazlab 0
Either she was joking or she's a shallow bitch. If she dumps you you're too good for her.
lovesuxz 0
Well You Shudnt Care What Other People Thjink ! dump her . If She Says Somethinq
JacksonCampbell 9
some girlfriend...
jdfml90 0
You fail at life. Grow a pair, if she wants to dump you over something so ridiculous it's her problem. "oh yeah my girlfriend broke up with me coz I got a haircut" ****** retarded.
ASA5G 2
If she wants to dump you over that then she's not worth it.