Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
DavidJ_fml 0
damn some chicks are crazy...
Lopop72 0
Cool story bro
ckrox 0
if she's joking then okay, but if she's not then she's not very nice and maybe you shouldn't be oth her. dw bout wat she likes do what u like and another girl will come who likes the same thing
meliamannequin 1
so she just likes you for your hair? better off without the bitch.
sanjif 0
wow it's weird if she went out with you because of your hair... btw what haircut did you have =P
BambooSwitches 0
she's kind of vain
Adamtrs 0
If your gf and u have been dating for 2 YEARS and she is going to dump u over a haircut, then she obviously has no real feeling for u, if she is serious then u should definitely consider finding a REAL gf
Proughboy 7
Your life sucks and so does your girlfriend!
MissyJAW 0
Yeah she a real bi****! If she did
SelenaGomezOffic 0
awwww):