nobodyreadsmyemails
Canada
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
anonymouschicka
United States
Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML
Anonymous
**** McGee
Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML
Anonymous
Let him cook
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Anonymous
My name is actually Blurt
Today, I saw my original birth certificate and realised I’ve spent almost all my life misspelling my first name. Now I’m worried it might invalidate pretty much every legal document I’ve ever signed. FML
Laura
Three cheers for the boobies
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
Anonymous
Checked out
Today, someone finally pointed out that my 'Out of Office' message has been on for a year. FML
Anonymous
Winona, United States
Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML
Lauren
United States
What's my name again?
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Top comments
AshleyRose784 0
at least they haven't fired you yet for your blatant stupidity
Duckasaurus 0
Retard.
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Comments (51)
Duckasaurus 0
Retard.
Phalankx 0
Obviously not important if you didn't notice after a year
seanreddog 4
How exactly did you manage to spell "McDonalds" wrong?
CH33RL34D3R 0
You sir, are a genius :)
mkv5981 0
#13, you did.
seanreddog 4
Barely.
MrMcKeigue 0
That's not spelling; that's punctuation.
seanreddog 4
I know.
W33nie 0
Will you use chemicals or a rope to end your shame?
iiTsAJ 5
Anybody else notice that OP's name is "nobodyreadsmyemails"?
americayay 0
That's not really **** My Life material, though. It just makes it look like you weren't paying attention. Hardly even noteworthy.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Unless it is something easy like "The Company"
seanreddog 4
You mean thee cum penny? Retard.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Whats with all these new types of pennies??? I prefer the good ol' days when there were 2 types, the money kind, and the ***** kind. And one could purchase the other
Savvysass 0
now you know why you'll never get promoted, dumbass.
weedking 0
You're a dumbass.
AshleyRose784 0
at least they haven't fired you yet for your blatant stupidity
Acer1096xxx 0
failure. you just realized?
liveBabylon 0
Annddd....That's why you suck.
The_Advice_Guy 0
I would fire any employee that not only has been spelling my companies name incorrectly,but didn't notice for a year...My God,I hope your companies name wasn't your bosses name,followed by something like.'goods'. Signed,Sma's Goods....No wait...That's how you spell Sam....Right?
seanreddog 4
Or Dick Indabugg? Actually, he might like being called Dick Indabutt, who knows?
fudrick 0
At least he puts a space after punctuation marks, #11.
ohbamitsnonen 0
wooooooooooow ur stupid
CH33RL34D3R 0
Lmao this made my day.. Someone deserves a raise XD