Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I came back home from an errand and found my ex in bed, embracing my 20 year-old daughter. They said that nothing has been going on. Glad he's an ex. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Great_Grizz 7
Depending on the reasons you used to kick his ass routinely I’d say you might’ve had that coming
RichardPencil 32
Revenge is a dish best served cold. You think him dating her is a kick, wait until you have to shell out about $50,000 for him to marry her!😂😂😂 Suck it, bully!
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Comments (17)
Madison Gliosci 16
I wish it was okay to say its time to kick his ass again. Unfortunately she is no longer a child and you have to live with it :/ no ass kicking involved.
Great_Grizz 7
Depending on the reasons you used to kick his ass routinely I’d say you might’ve had that coming
RichardPencil 32
Revenge is a dish best served cold. You think him dating her is a kick, wait until you have to shell out about $50,000 for him to marry her!😂😂😂 Suck it, bully!
jbuckets_404 39
Is that $50k before or AFTER the grand-baby is born?
RichardPencil 32
Before. If the grandchild expenses start adding up, the bully/victim roles will be reversed!
Paul Rushing 21
Dads don’t HAVE TO do that...
weazle 13
Why would they HAVE to do that
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I mean, he could always not pay for his daughters wedding. It’s not like that’s a law or anything lol. But yeah depending on why he kicked his ass he might deserve this, but the fact that she’s dating a man his age speaks a lot about his parental lacking.
jbuckets_404 39
Guess your h/s victim went for the long play after all. YDI, Grandpa-to-be!
Susan Yee 9
So your daughter is dating a guy who is old enough to be her dad. FYL fo’sho’.
circuitboynm 8
Paybacks a bitch. It’s nice reading about someone’s karma coming back around.
WistayShlaio82 13
That’s called the long con.
bl3ur0z3 17
He's too old for her. Sounds like he needs another good whooping.
1gullible_bugger 34
Sounds like your better start getting back into routine.
distortedcognition 17
Ah, karmic retribution at its finest