Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Sex work is work
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Ironic underpants
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
#GirlBoss
Today, I caught my underage daughter selling naked pictures to internet sickos. Trying to stay calm, I asked her why. She said, "Should I go work at McDonald's for pennies? I've made over twelve grand in three months selling pictures of my tits." FML
Top comments
toomanyidiots 14
There is a market for this?
dudeguybruh 6
The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...
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Comments (174)
donaldduckdumb 4
Sucks to be low on cash but, Good for you. I hope you make good money.
Tannasgh 22
What was that URL?....
Richard6036 13
First of all that's disgusting second of all I can't believe all the comments of the people that want your panties I guess morals are Long gone, and you is on the ways to make money what would your parents think of that
catherinecas 30
My mom would commend me on the easy money I was making.
YFOS_fml 17
that shit's disgusting!
novdestiny 23
that's genius!.I'm sure someone that enterprising will go far :-)
kyrisonfusion 22
If there's a market for it, then more power to you. If you sell them for more than they cost than you could start making some money here
GingerFace09 13
You can make a lot of money that way. No shame.
zedkazmee 11
The question is: Did it actually work?
cosmicdancer84 7
I've thought about it too...
Bribieboy 8
Someone's been watching OITNB...