Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML
Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Today, grateful that my husband has been helping out more around the house, I figured he’d hired someone since he hates cleaning. What I wasn’t expecting was that he hired some chick in skimpy/kinky underwear that he found on Craigslist. Apparently the “lingerie cleaning service” is a thing. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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Top comments
kangx1 28
Wow those people are so DIRTY :)
buckdharma 38
Do you clean clocks?
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Comments (58)
SiRiSpartan 12
First! :D
awesomeamandas 37
no one cares
AllStache 11
This isn't YouTube get outta here.
SiRiSpartan 12
Ya well I care so you can **** off
SiRiSpartan 12
Yeah*
Journiexo 18
And?
kangx1 28
Wow those people are so DIRTY :)
QQMorePlox 18
Go to your room to think about what you've done
BrettB321 15
Buh-duh-tsss
loathingloser 14
Anyone see Nicki Minaj's anaconda video. Godamn!
Murkyy 15
That's one of the best puns ever maid.
buckdharma 38
Do you clean clocks?
Zero_TAlent_ 23
I think we all read that wrong! Haha!! You got me friend!!
pessimistprime 4
I have a crack on my screen that goes right through the 'L' in clocks... yeah. :/
SiRiSpartan 12
Let the thumbing down commence
SiRiSpartan 12
I had the first comment but it was erased in case you were wondering
karatekid97 17
I guess you're attracting the wrong type of maid....
Zerizle 19
She wants to be a maid, not hire one.
DontClickOnMe 28
Maybe try posting the ad on a different website? Also, maybe put an ad in the newspaper. Good luck. =)
Anata_fml 10
Different Country ... if applicable ...
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You'd think that by now people know to steer clear of craigslist.
Slimma 20
I guess they think its all roleplay fantasy. ... weird.
Journiexo 18
They need a good cleaning themselves
tbro47 23
I guess it's just one of those fantasies that most guys have. It's probably disgusting to you OP but if you posted your picture or anything like that with the ad it just means that many of the people that saw it found you attractive. Add the fact that you could be their maid, and it's instant fantasy land.
Drskitz 7
Looks like you're in the wrong business.