Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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acidbass 7
I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.
eb0ny 15
On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?
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Comments (182)
acidbass 7
I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.
CaramelMacchiato 13
Exactly! We should all watch out for OP's daughter, because she may be our bosses one day.
CaramelMacchiato 13
*boss
KeyboardWarrior 10
I'm not very sure why 12 year old boys would really want with panties anyways... It's not like they can have sex with them... Right? Right?
jujubean0531 5
Is your daughter named Stacy?
alexup24 13
22- Haha, they're little perverts.
tygerarmy 35
As long as you get her to sell them for more than you bought them for you're good OP.
DanielZVans 5
Like a boss
Inheritance 10
No skid marks I hope?
oicu812xD 16
Stacy's mom has got it goin on!
MrTittySprinkles 7
1st step- steal underwear. 2nd step- ? 3rd step- profit. Turns out your daughter found out the fabled 2nd step.
Andr913 13
The fact that this FML is posted from Egypt makes it funnier for some reason.
sarahshanghai 9
I don't know... Speaking as a teenager, you can never really understand 12 y/o boys. Smart girl though. Knows what the customers want.
123ev456 5
Pretty much. She's going to be a very successful female pimp.
furordei 2
A champion entrepreneur there
iheartstewie7 5
^ really random, but you look like Anna Paquin from X-Men :p just had to say it.
HaleyXx_fml 11
Anna Paquin ^_^ true blood!!!!!!!!!
xJUNKxPUNCHERx 6
XDDD HAHAHAHAHA
SomeRussianGirl 3
160 My name is Sara I'm Bi and in the same position as you. Huh small world.
skye_tbfh 18
you didn't just go there... LOL
eb0ny 15
On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?
doctorhook86 25
2 - Sounds like she's got a future in several industries.
ComTlancy 12
*looks at 2's profile pic* BANG!
RebekahBrooke 9
50.... that's not a duck face. Why can't people distinguish anymore? After the whole duck face thing, EVERYTHING is a duck face. That is a kiss. There's a difference. Hurr durr.
The_Hitdude 12
54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.
The_Hitdude 12
54- Probably because the duck face and kiss face are eerily similar. They weren't derping, I almost made the same mistake. Derp.
yadisingh 5
54- because smiling is just way too mainstream, huh?
eb0ny 15
>:) I have a mind of evil.
unknownfork 12
104 - Hipster
biggestfan23 11
Dont hate the playa, hate the game!
kandi_kid69 15
Entrepreneur in the making.
runnamuk 6
Step 1: Underpants. Step 2:.... Step 3: Profit. Apparently the second step that the gnomes couldn’t figure out was "sell to horny adolescent boys."
crazyskillz122 0
Ha how much
FMLsAreAwesome 0
$69
VoteForTaco 8
Hahahaa^
lildude155 0
Wat do you want to do buy them you creep
PvtParts417 15
Well at least it wasn't a stalker stealing them
ladyLALAA 29
This could lead to an army of mini stalkers!
nobodylikesyou 3
She is going to get very far in life
HonestTruth 5
How old is she? Young = If she knows boys like panties, what else would she know? Older = That is just plain nasty. Be a civilized person and sell your own panties.
eb0ny 15
"... my 12-year-old daughter"
DomDomxoxo 16
It says she's 12 in the FML.
RadioOctopus 16
When the first answer isn't enough..
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
FML = missread
DomDomxoxo 16
We all answered at almost the same time.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I think the honest truth here is that you have horrible reading comprehention.
DogsPaw 16
HonestTruth. The Honest Truth is 24 as it is clearly doubled in the FML.
TColby 12
Comprehension*
HonestTruth 5
My apologies, I seemed to have been zoned out. I beg you all for your forgiveness.
luvscomplic8ed 6
Awkward moment when....
cheeelss24 3
Wtf who would put tht ur disgusting bitch????????
cheezebuiscut 0
Well I mean not only do some kids 2day look like full grown adults for example a 13 year old mistaken to be 20 but we know alot more then we should: It isnt always our faults though._.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Yeah boys will go crazy for mom panties. We like to wear them as hats.
Nevereverland 8
Personally prefer to wear them normally they're pretty comfortable when in sports especially under white shorts.
Spanik 10
Face... Off!!!!
jacquesromualdez 12
Or wear them as masks!
LilTiGGeR88 0
Bahahahaha
alexup24 13
I see you have a very strong opinion about this FML.
kandi_kid69 15
Best comment I've seen in awhile.. [/sarcasm]
DomDomxoxo 16
Give her a chance, she's a noob.
MysticKnight 3
Your mom's a noob
DomDomxoxo 16
I'm a noob.
alexup24 13
Only a n00b, would spell n00b with "o's." Making all of you n00bs