Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Sex work is work
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Ironic underpants
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
#GirlBoss
Today, I caught my underage daughter selling naked pictures to internet sickos. Trying to stay calm, I asked her why. She said, "Should I go work at McDonald's for pennies? I've made over twelve grand in three months selling pictures of my tits." FML
Top comments
toomanyidiots 14
There is a market for this?
dudeguybruh 6
The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...
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Comments (174)
speakfreely 21
I have actually debated doing this
cardshark 4
Thanks in advance. ;)
aeryn97 17
Yeah there's a whole bunch of things that you can do before you do this unless of course you're a desperate addict.
ShadowLor 19
Yeah, addicted to easy money and eating food. Don't be mad just because no one wants to buy yours ;3
aeryn97 17
dude the thought of a sicko having my used undies disgusts me so much that I will even wash panties before throwing them out.
ShadowLor 19
@118, it's okay to be afraid of things and have weird phobias and things that trip you out; it's not okay to accuse someone of being a "desperate addict" because they aren't afraid of the same thing you are.
lucie91_fml 12
which website? i am interested as well... cant afford food....
LycanGod 27
getting a job would also provide you with cash :o
GeorgeThatDude 15
Why do ignorant people assume she isn't in the process of finding a job /has one and couldn't just be struggling like most people
TeacherTeacher 11
I see nothing wrong with this. I'd do it to earn extra money just 'cuz.
laylasarie 9
Is this orange is the new black?
mollydick 12
no way same! what medium are you using? have you made a sale yet?
ndnpride88 25
That's nasty. And all the first comments are like where can I buy them what color etc? Really?? Y'all nasty too
isaak_sanchez 18
Sign me up