Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Sex work is work
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Ironic underpants
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
#GirlBoss
Today, I caught my underage daughter selling naked pictures to internet sickos. Trying to stay calm, I asked her why. She said, "Should I go work at McDonald's for pennies? I've made over twelve grand in three months selling pictures of my tits." FML
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toomanyidiots 14
There is a market for this?
dudeguybruh 6
The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...
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toomanyidiots 14
There is a market for this?
Fyrepower 23
Of course, haven't you seen Orange is the New Black?
ChristinePi 36
It was around way before that show.
Rei_Ayanami 18
A very large very profitable market. I find it very gross, but people will pay a lot of money for it.
Birdmad 12
Yes, there's a market for it. A lot of cam girls do it for extra cash.
tomvertigo 17
Im sure there is a rule similar to "rule 34" about buying shit on the internet.
GigaPudding_fml 24
I wonder if humanity will ever cease to surprise :|
BoxFullOfLazy 25
I know they have vending machines in Japan.
Shadowvoid 33
You must be new to the Internet
DJDualScreen 4
clearly you've never been to Japan
Perry85 42
there's a market for EVERYTHING online lol
shotgun_girl 17
There is a market for everything
Jessika706 14
I live in Japan and have not seen a pantie vending machine!!! There is a vending machine for everything else though.
Rei_Ayanami 18
No, we do not have that kind of vending machine. Many years ago in the more filthy parts of some cities they existed, but not anymore. They have actually been outlawed as too many girls under the legal age were selling. So please stop spreading the rumor that we still have them.
shelovesshoes 23
Is it lucrative?
youngmessi252525 20
What color?
mds9986 24
Asking the important questions.
MasterTron 24
Where and how much?
ButHow 13
Any Luck?
dudeguybruh 6
The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...
beeferjay 34
she's saving the link for the follow up
lexiieeex3 32
I'd ask Piper Chapman, she'll know.
krispybacon4321 23
Literally what I was thinking. Lol
happygoth5433 5
reddit.com/r/usedpanties
whitnayfortooh 29
I need to do this:/
Coachjoost79 14
ya think?
bnbhimp 10
Please don't
Thatissarcastic 17
Supposedly it makes a lot of money. Me and my bf were joking about buying cheap underwear and faking it so neither of us were weirded out. Lmao. Probably never going to actually do even that though.
homtravel 10
How's the sales going? In Japan u can fetch a high price for that! Hope it ties you over and get you new underwear.
smoothies14 32
It's not so bad. A lot of people work as strippers to put themselves through college.
9a_1z 12
Yeah, I don't really see what's so shameful about it, she's making people happy at (hopefully) minimal risk to herself. I wouldn't do it though because what if they used my genetic material to clone me or something? Hey it could happen.
Ravensmoon666 19
Don't feel bad Op. You've got to do what you have to to surive. Hope things work out!
Welshite 40
This would make total sense if your name is Piper. Natasha must be your prison nickname.
Wonderful_0 19
careful of Stella though, she might steal your money o_O :'D
EvilTurtle 35
Trust no bitch