Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML
Sex work is work
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems to be making thousands doing it, so why not? Turns out that the only people interested in my body are scammers. FML
Market crash
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML
Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
Ironic underpants
Today, I invested in some menstrual underwear to save money on sanitary products and for environmental reasons. I got to wear them only once before they were accidentally washed too hot and completely ruined. FML
Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
#GirlBoss
Today, I caught my underage daughter selling naked pictures to internet sickos. Trying to stay calm, I asked her why. She said, "Should I go work at McDonald's for pennies? I've made over twelve grand in three months selling pictures of my tits." FML
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toomanyidiots 14
There is a market for this?
dudeguybruh 6
The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...
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revolvearoundme 15
You can also sell your leggings, socks, bras, dresses, damn near anything. The market for our used mens underwear is 1/1000th the size and 100,000 times more creepy and every last one of use would sell it if we could make half our money back.
pedinhuh 23
That's actually a profitable market, Cracked got a full article covering it, you should check it out, OP
kalbrek009 20
I think she meant "soiled" undies. Japan has vending machines you can buy them out of & I've heard there is indeed, a market for these...gross.
ilydavidA 7
Orange is the New Black anyone ?
CuteKoalaGirl 18
Hey you can make good money that way!! Make the guys buy the panties (or give you money for them first) and then wear them and they have to pay even more to get them from ya. ;) Then you're not out anything!
Tonymac617 16
So your the girl on Craigslist!!! ;)
lordgimp 6
Get a job you lazy ******* slob. And dont cry about not being able to find work. There is ALWAYS work, just not always the work you want. Nut up and do your part, or get a gun and eat a ******* bullet.
kmw003 17
sooo, you sell your underwear to make money, but then don't you just have to buy more underwear in the long run?
fmlstarterkit 13
money is money. there's a shame in buying them but selling them is a different story
steam_engenius 21
At least that's an option.