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Natasha Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

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toomanyidiots 14

There is a market for this?

dudeguybruh 6

The real question is where can I buy them? Heh jk...

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Unlovable_Me 14

Well hey if you can make a profit off of it, and it's not illegal, then go for it! Perhaps you can make enough money to buy new ones with enough left over to treat yourself.

Polynomial 28

Why not just claim they're worn? Spritz some room spray on them or something for scent? Than you keep your dignity and can do more then one pair a day?

Polynomial 28

... What court would hear the case?

Keiraquarium 12

I don't think 'room spray' scent is what the customers are looking for. Vaginas don't tend to smell like room spray.

PunkAssJew 10

or she can just put them on dead fish instead. :-D

bdsmslave 18

I don't know what type of pussy #81's been getting, but clearly it's the wrong kind.

Polynomial 28

Homey suckle?

allplayedout 20

PLEASE direct anyone whose ****** smells like this to the nearest health center.

2ndChanceBob86 9

If it worked for Piper, it can work for you!

that_crazy_lady 5

hahaha Orange is the new black style right ???

_caffeine_addict 8

If you can, try donating blood. You'll get some money AND do good.

Feklfekl2222 32

I don't know where you live but you don't get paid for donating blood, the key word is donate

ShadowLor 19

@31 I don't know of places paying for blood, but plasma is pretty lucrative. You can donate twice a week and, in my area, earn up to $250 or so a month. Also it's fairly low risk and anyone can donate (usual exceptions apply).

MsFit 17

@72- That is very little blood compared to how much blood is needed. In the US alone, 41,000-43,000 pints of blood are needed every day. Plus, blood isn't thrown out for no reason and organizations will inform donors if they find out their blood can't be used for whatever reason.

oceaneyes213 21

Not everyone is allowed to donate blood either.

SexxiKitty 20

I've been doing that for years. I usually make $50 per pair and I sell between 3 - 5 per month. It easily pays my utilities each month.

farara 2

No but really ... What site. This is hilariously brilliant. Hahaha

SexxiKitty 20

I no longer go through websites. I've been able to build up a client list over the years so I don't typically advertise my product any longer.

kmelad 15

people actually pay to buy used underwear... ah, pathetic...

SexxiKitty 20

It's unfair to call them "pathetic." My clients are individuals (both men and women) who have a fetish that seems foreign to you. While you don't have to like the idea yourself, does not mean that other people who do find sexual release from used underpants are weird or "pathetic." Perhaps try to be a little more open-minded towards things you just don't understand.

kmelad 15

I'd like to understand.. please, do explain, how does it work in a way that doesn't make it sound preverted and stupid to buy some women's used panties for 50$...enlighten me...

allplayedout 20

They get their fetish fix and support an independent entrepreneur. She gets her bills paid. Everybody wins. It's their money, so who cares?

kmelad 15

that doesn't make them less pathetic...

happygoth5433 5

There's a huge market on reddit.

igg125 30

Now you'll have to buy new ones.

vimmy77 8

Someone's been watching Orange Is The New Black ;) .. Good money, apparently!

derpman123 17

are they pink....?

buckaroo_1999 11

*****

SecundusSecunda 27

A ***** would imply OP is selling herself for sexual "services", which she isn't. She's merely selling dirty laundry to survive.