melonhead77
Cyprus
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lolo
Ofaqim, Israel
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Strong Kurt Cobain vibes
Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
Anonymous
Baxter, United States
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
FriutlessApple
United Kingdom
Forever alone
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
WTF
Los Angeles, United States
Peak efficiency
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
jarrettsorko
Canada
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.
DocBastard 40
1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires
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Comments (141)
StarReis 16
So do I..
tine1040 7
I think you are on the wrong website. This sounds more like a mila moment. :-)
kei1108 13
... I think that's awesome... Does that mean that I need a life?! ;)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OMG enough with the Twilight hate. It has nothing to do with this FML. The OP could have any number of movies, it doesn't matter what they are. All that matters is that OP was so bored, he/she organized DVDs by preference. Well, I do that too, only I put them in alphabetical order. It's much easier to find them that way in case my opinions change.
Chad_the_Brony 0
That would be easy for me. If I had the DVD's, it would go like this: I, Robot Mulan Mulan 2 Starship Troopers Full Metal Jacket The Friday Trilogy Saving Private Ryan The Green Mile Forrest Gump BMX Bandits Gamer The
dc46290 8
I robot is number 1?? Boondock saints and the big lebowski. You should see them cus if you had already then they would be on your list
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Seriously, like #117 said- enough with the Twilight hate. Just let people like what they like. If you're spending that much of your time concerning yourself with what people like or don't like then you need to get a life.
izzz_fml 1
thats actually pretty awsome
Dr_Death_Defy 0
screw twilight bein on non-awesomest, put that dvd in the friggin fire pit, throw in some gas and drop a lit match.
AuthorizedAuthor 0
How can you f*ck something that you don't have?
Always_Me7 6
If it was in order from best to worse, worse to best would be the exact same?