melonhead77
Cyprus
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lolo
Ofaqim, Israel
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Strong Kurt Cobain vibes
Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
Anonymous
Baxter, United States
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
FriutlessApple
United Kingdom
Forever alone
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
WTF
Los Angeles, United States
Peak efficiency
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
jarrettsorko
Canada
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.
DocBastard 40
1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires
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bd1012 18
At least you were productive.
Snafuusmc 12
I do that to my cereal and video games too. It's called organization right?....
perdix 31
How about taking a course in English grammar? Bring the word "awesomest" for Show And Tell Day.
perdix 31
No on which count: taking a grammar class or telling people you think "awesomest" is a word? You may have the first Eggo. Just please don't stay mad at me.
perdix 31
Hey, I bought them and let you have the first one. How is that stealing? Now, don't you agree that the OP ought to invest some free time in improving his or her grammar?
JoonieMoon 0
That is actually a good idea...
ddeathbombb 5
Omg be right back....
DocBastard 40
So "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" was at the awesomest end, right? RIGHT? If it is not, I will personally hunt you down.
BunBunBabe 8
That rabbits dynamite!
bfsd42 20
I'd be very worried if he brings the Knights who say........... em....... until recently said Nee with him while he hunts you down.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Lol Doc
annanatwell 0
Couldn't agree more
BunBunBabe 8
List and order all these comments in order from awesomest to not awesomest
gothiccandy 9
Maybe you just need to get out more OP.
dtemple1110 6
Hey, organizing stuff is a good thing! My mom makes a living off of it because other people can't do it for themselves.
linkinpark98 24
Which movie was the most awesome?