Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
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flockz 20
sorry no one likes twilight that much...
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Comments (97)
meanmeli 0
lmao oh wow that's too funny. I wonder what kind of movies u had
tsim_fml 0
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SunnyUserName123 5
^ I'm sure there's another reason.
HowAreYouToday 34
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nixter5 18
Did you have 98 copies of sex and the city 2?
SteveTheJanitor 6
Just because they took two out of 100 doesn't mean OP has bad taste in movies... Maybe the robbers didn't have enough room in their bag....
shybear15 0
I love how ops stuff got stolen and is complaining about taste in movies , tf
glenzhao2 16
How did you even notice you were missing 2 movies? Do you have them counted out?
eshhayz 0
As long as they didn't take jumungi , because. It's a board game movie
goebsy 8
"Let's see what movies they have...Catwoman, Disco Godfather, Leprechaun in the Hood....Dammit. Nevermind."
tona01 16
Apparently i forgot how house robbers are know across the world for their great tatse in movies. So why sweat it op, your taste is your own, i would rather concentrate on the fact that your house was robbed instead of your taste
PutItIn 8
Sex in the City series, 2 and a half Men series, Twilight Series, Twilight Limited Edition. The 2 good movies were True Grit and Forrest Gump.
yadisingh 5
21. He got robbed. Why the **** should he be happy?
juicedboi 7
They left Street Fighter live action with van damme didn't they? I'm goin to get on my botte, and I'm going upreever. I am going to kick that sunofabeetch bye suns ass so heart! the next bye sun wallaby is gonna fill it. For the 3 of you who get this reference, I feel bad for you.
CreeperIRL 14
Should have had renter's/owners insurance. Then you don't have to worry bout anything...
DropTheDaggerxx 31
This reminds me of that commercial where the robbers steal everything but the family's computer. Obviously, OP, you need to go buy a whole new movie collection with movies worthy of theft.
charlotte100 2
Excuse u, u can bash SATC movies all u want but the series was awesome!
Majstr 23
I guess romantic comedies.
nolarboot 10
Or maybe the robber was the one with bad taste in movies. :)
grapisy 8
64- Thats most likely true. I can tell you that after stuffing a TV and a DVD player into a duffel bag, you don't have much room left.
musicphreakk 0
Or Maybe , Your Taste Is SO Good , That The Robber Already Had 98 Of The Movies You Did :)
futboljem 1
Second
hilobude 0
Not really an FML
Socalledproblem 5
Oh no, never. They just can't read.
OneBigMessUp 5
Or they have a bad taste in movies
BADDiam 4
After reading "they took 2 out of 100 cds" part,i thought op homemade dvd was stolen..if ya know what i mean..
MagicallyFat 12
Not a really smart robber. He could've always sold them. Anyways I guess it's good u have ur specific type of movies and a bad robber
sxe_beast 11
Maybe they just didn't want to lug around 100 DvD boxes so they took their favorites? Or maybe they have bad taste in movies? And why are you worried about your taste of movies? I would worry about trying to make my home more secure and the uber expensive equipment that was stolen.
flockz 20
sorry no one likes twilight that much...
TGRandom 5
Or the Bieber "movie"
Sweej 1
Pretty sure there isn't 100 Twilight movies... Not sticking up for it, as I'd just shove it up someone's ass, but just stating a fact.
flockz 20
maybe he has the exclusive "behind the scenes" footages.... my eyes are burning just thinking about it.
BBGxBlondie 6
My eyes burn just thinking about Edward and his constipated face.
Bleachfan_fml 0
Nice pic.
GigaPudding_fml 24
Well, at least you still have your dvds!
reallytho3 11
Thts like having a ipod with no cpu
DarksideDoll 31
Maybe your collection is amazing & they have terrible taste in movies.
jimboner69 6
Sell all your DVDs and buy a new DVD player oh wait...
TeeHee124 0
#1 is a *****
sweetkitty26 0
Sorta defeats the purpose, doesn't it? (; Or it'll be good to get op a chance to buy good movies and get rid of the bad ones
xdust 4
You remind me of myself.
cash_monkey72 9
Aww, did the mean people take your ****?
loserman67 36
It's sad that only two out of his **** collection were good enough to take
Bleachfan_fml 0
Note from the robber would probably read: Only found 2 worth stealing. You're into some f***ing creepy stuff dude.
toniidubz 0
tragic.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like your sarcasm but there's an emotional aspect involved here. Having someone break into your house can be traumatizing.
schaflava 0
**** yo couch nigga