melonhead77
Cyprus
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lolo
Ofaqim, Israel
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Strong Kurt Cobain vibes
Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
Anonymous
Baxter, United States
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
FriutlessApple
United Kingdom
Forever alone
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
smokecloud_
Ashland, United States
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
WTF
Los Angeles, United States
Peak efficiency
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
jarrettsorko
Canada
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.
DocBastard 40
1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires
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Comments (141)
whynotbliss 18
Drawer? I wish I only had a drawer... I got 1500 all in alphabetical order.
whogivesafuck88 10
Maybe it is a BIG drawer
zander4310 5
how can you say **** your life if you don't have one?
onealmxwilson 18
Finally someone points that out. I was going to say the same thing.
cooldaddio 14
I don't see anything wrong with that and now that I have the idea I might try to do it too. I must be more far gone than you are.
jlynntiger 0
Go get a life than? Buy an animal, do sports or volunteer??
husky22 0
u cant say fml if u have no life to f...
lifesucks283 1
****! (that is all).
iloveweed69 7
I did that too
Candice0687 0
Well here's an idea get off the computer and find something to do.
julz91 3
Sparkling vampires is what is wrong with twilight.
wallygolf 3
Where was Brokeback Mountain in there?