Today, after I was with my ex for five years before we split up because she didn’t want to marry, have children, or seemingly grow up at all, now a year later she has married some dude and is two months into their first planned pregnancy. I guess she just didn’t want to marry or have kids with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-girlfriend got married to a man she met last year. She left me after 8 years together because I told her I wanted to have fun and live my life, and wasn’t ready for marriage. Three years later, I’m not having fun at all. None of my bros wanna make plans because they’d rather be with their wives and kids. FML
Today, I saw on Facebook that my ex of 6 years got married a few days ago. We broke up a year and a half ago because we had different plans; I wanted marriage and kids, and he wanted to “enjoy life and have fun.” Guess I’m not good enough to “enjoy life and have fun” with. FML
Today, I found out about of my ex, who I was with for 6 years, getting married. Normally I wouldn’t care, except she rejected my marriage proposal just about a year ago, saying she wanted to “be single for a while and wasn’t ready.” I can’t help but think what does the other dude have that I don’t have that made her change her mind? FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, after I'd left the love of my life because he didn't want kids, got into another relationship, he now tells me he's changed his mind about having kids, 5 years in. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend accused me of wasting a year of her life when I told her I seriously don’t want kids. We’ve never discussed kids until today, but I’ve always known I never wanted them. Apparently she does want them, so she considers our whole relationship as a waste of a year. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, one year after giving my girlfriend an ultimatum that if she aborted our baby, then I would leave, she had the baby… and then left it with me. Now I'm stuck as a single parent while she is out living the high life, wanting nothing to do with either of us. FML
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婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4
You are absolutely correct. Let’s be real. About 90% of people want to have someone to share their lives with. When someone says they don’t want a relationship, marriage, etc. it’s because they don’t want one with YOU. They want it with the right person for them, and unfortunately you weren’t the one. Now this don’t mean that you won’t be the right person for someone else. Imagine if you did stay with your ex. Imagine that you did marry her and she wasn’t happy. She did you a favor and saved you from a lifetime of suffering. One relationship ends so another can begin. And who knows, maybe the next one will be your match. Hurt, cry, scream, grive etc. all you want. Feel your feelings. Then time after time the pain will be less and you’ll heal. Good luck man.
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, you do recognize the truth. You may want to make some changes to yourself so you can land the next one.
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婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4
You are absolutely correct. Let’s be real. About 90% of people want to have someone to share their lives with. When someone says they don’t want a relationship, marriage, etc. it’s because they don’t want one with YOU. They want it with the right person for them, and unfortunately you weren’t the one. Now this don’t mean that you won’t be the right person for someone else. Imagine if you did stay with your ex. Imagine that you did marry her and she wasn’t happy. She did you a favor and saved you from a lifetime of suffering. One relationship ends so another can begin. And who knows, maybe the next one will be your match. Hurt, cry, scream, grive etc. all you want. Feel your feelings. Then time after time the pain will be less and you’ll heal. Good luck man.
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, you do recognize the truth. You may want to make some changes to yourself so you can land the next one.
Evolving_Squid 15
I'd say you dodged a bullet. Obviously she wasn't that into you.