Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my old DVD player had stopped reading my DVDs. I had the dumb idea to stick my finger in there to see what the problem was. I found the problem, which was that my fingernail wasn't on my finger after doing that. FML
Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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Top comments
Mister_Triangle 21
Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.
Pwn17 25
It was probably feeling blue.
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Comments (76)
golden_warrior 23
If he is going out then he is going out swinging...
katiesam199 11
I'd say they had a falling out.
love2killu 21
It has begun.
katiesam199 11
What exactly ?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
The great war between humans and machines. The prophecy states that it would begin with the rebellion of household electronics.
NeatNit 33
So it has come to this.
Treyzania 16
23: The great war, foretold in the Elder Scrolls. When Nord and gadget shed each other's own blood. But only one can stop it, in their tongue, Digikiin, GADGETBORN! *epic music* (I know it's a mangled mess of the Skyrim trailer, but IDGAF.)
Pwn17 25
It was probably feeling blue.
Enslaved 38
At first-- I used to think those lyrics said: "I'm blue, if I were green I would died" (Nope, just gibberish!)
monnanon 14
enslaved-i think they should have made thr song that. sounds so much better.
Sora_McKain 36
#24 - I used to think it said "I'm blue and indeed I'm a guy" lol. Stupid misunderstood lyrics FTW!
Mister_Triangle 21
Don't let him give the VHS player any ideas.
AngrySailor 17
He's still got a big ego after the Beta ordeal...
stepherz89 17
Oh how I miss the days of being able to record things off the tv thanks to video tapes and VHS players.
SammyS2012 21
Thats why my family keeps the VHS on a low shelf! Those rebellious machines!
NeatNit 33
32 same. There's some digital recorders and other types of fancy stuff but they cost a fortune and are difficult to operate. Sometimes old technology is just better.
Schiffy 18
It doesn't need any ideas, it's been working with the 8-track player for years now...
Sinistra_Blue 12
If you think the VHS player is mad, you should see the Beta-Max player
mackdeezy 22
Id be more worried your DVD player has become sentient. Id say run.... run fast.
MaxPlain69 8
Technology takes its revenge!!
Yellow_Fish79 11
That's what you get for cheating on your DVD player. Electronic devices have needs too.
Grimnirwher9 21
My thoughts exactly. YDI, OP.
Grimnirwher9 21
14 people so far didn't manage to figure out whether or not I was being serious.
Wizardo 34
SkyNet is finally online, of course the NSA already knew about this..
annie_nk 23
Overly attached DVD player?
saIty 17
Watch a rerun of Friends. Win win for you and your DVD player.
saIty 17
I was trying to say watching Friends on DVD may prevent the DVD player from causing OP future harm for ignoring it.