Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
Today, I was watching our regular show on Netflix with my boyfriend. I made a remark about one of the male leads having nice abs. My boyfriend is so pathetically insecure that he threw a fit and is refusing to finish the show since he claims I find the actor more attractive than him. FML
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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Top comments
dewberry2001 25
You may be the luckiest too. Never know.
Kamon97 23
See you had me until you mentioned the ******* patriots...
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dewberry2001 25
You may be the luckiest too. Never know.
tomwantssnow 14
Not so lucky if they have different tastes, but I'd be glad to have a girlfriend who loved espn!
GigaPudding_fml 24
Not so lucky if he can't respect what she likes, she was watching the TV first and should not have had to change channel.
subiedude08 17
It's like your the dude and he's the chick
phatdaddy62 23
Man 59, you are incredibly observant!
crooklynkid 11
47, she clearly stated she gave him the remote, which basically means she gave him her permission to change the channel
ChevyRedneck85 13
There's a pretty good chance he might be gay
SThompson90 7
Men don't have to like sports to be a manly man, but Lifetime???.....
koztm 12
You are not alone!
Enslaved 38
"I am here with you Though we're far apart You're always in my heart"
adrianh1090 12
Were you watching baseball?
iLike2Teabag 27
There was a blooper reel where an outfielder lost a fly ball in the sun and the ball hit him in the face. I like seeing people take balls to the face.
giantsfan2010 23
It's not baseball season
Sal_G_63 5
@25 you must really love **** then, eh?
iLike2Teabag 27
Whoa there. Those are some wild accusations.
fabs1171 23
#25 - I'm loving your user name ;-)
Walk1ng_Trav3sty 8
Damn! Sounds like a true manly man you got there.
wRIPPERw 23
I'm a guy, and I like documentaries. My girlfriend likes Basketball. I don't. It's the same thing, almost. But I still like sports , at least. Go patriots, woo...
Kamon97 23
See you had me until you mentioned the ******* patriots...
cryssycakesx3 23
Tom Brady is not god.
Aubri244 11
Patriots for the super bowl **** yeah!!
blurose 6
There is a difference between documentaries and Lifetime movies.
Sports_guy3 28
#56- Seahawks vs Broncos or Patriots for the Super Bowl
slickchrome 11
so what, my dad started watching lifetime movies since he stopped drinking, he also replaced alcohol with cookies and cake. ops bf might have a legit reason for acting like a girl..on her period. go broncos!
ThatFancyPenn 18
The patriots are the ones who had Babe Ruth, right?
ThatFancyPenn 18
Sorry, forgot to say that that was sarcasm. Gotta remember that some people can't take a joke.
perdix 31
#75, you idiot, the Patriots play men's beach volleyball, Babe Ruth Zaharias was a female golfer who died before volleyball was invented. Duh.
marisol1125 9
Well this is new...
jonahwalzer 12
You could say you are the luckiest that you will never have to deal with him paying so much attention to sports:)
Paradoxxxx 16
haha what is this madness? I'll gladly watch espn with you :p
Azalorgm 7
There is a silver lining in everything, and it sound like he is quite mature. Good luck OP!
Zebediabolical 45
To be fair, ESPN can be pretty boring at times. And depending on the Lifetime movie, It's quite possible I'd change the channel too. Especially if it's the A DINGO ATE MY BABY! movie.