Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Strong Kurt Cobain vibes
Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Forever alone
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Peak efficiency
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.
DocBastard 40
1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires
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Comments (141)
mikeymayhem_87 15
Twilight could be totally involved in this for all we know. Thus we pray OP didn't waste precious hours of their life on that movie series.
MandieL 27
Meh, I have over 300 books organized alphabetical by Author in "read" and "not read" sections. All my moves are organized alphabetical as well. It's a good thing to do when you are bored, doesn't mean u have no life :)
malky2424 2
You need a BluRay collection.
twilightluvr101 4
Maybe you and the guy who tried to read his dogs mind could be friends :-P lol
rastafarhi 0
Today you posted the stupidest fml anyones ever read. Stop saying you need a life and go outside and get one! FYL for even thinking you should post this.
rocoskewl14 3
So true!!!!
awkwardppl21 3
dvd drawer? bitch please... i have all mine in the computer ;P LOL
hamtaro331 0
Dont we all
HopeLoveMusic 0
I need one too :(
aerro1 0
It's ironic that you say you need a life when it says "FML."
lilpowers 3
28 38 40 that really is hurtful. There is NOTHING wrong with liking a story and telling others that you like it. What gets me upset is when I'm told that I shouldn't like something because you don't like it.