Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Strong Kurt Cobain vibes
Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
Forever alone
Today, feeling bored and lonely, I drove into town to wander around the shops and go to Subway for lunch. While there, I picked up two trays and put one on the opposite side of the table, along with some of my rubbish, to make it look like I was with someone. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML
Peak efficiency
Today, I got round to organizing my apartment, sorting everything into boxes and shelves. However, due to my arbitrary sorting method, I now can't find everyday things because they're not in their usual place (in a clutter on my desk), including the charger cable I used five minutes ago. My place looks organized. My life does not. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Top comments
marinus_fml 20
Please say twilight was at the least awesome end. Actually scrap that, please tell me you don't own twilight in DVD.
DocBastard 40
1) Trite story 2) Bad writing 3) Bad acting 4) Too much hype 5) Sparkling ******* vampires
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Comments (141)
funnynarwals 0
So from full metal jacket to twilight: breaking wind
RedPillSucks 33
That will be the title of "Scary movie 27"
Quadroblitz 10
Let's hope it's never made.
vintagemeow 6
I'd be interested to see how you go about classification when you get around to your **** collection.. Actually feel free to keep that one to yourself.
FlashBurn 13
That depends... What movies are at the top of your 'awesomest' organization? (VOTE MY COMMENT DOWN!)
I_Hug_Cats 26
That's not how it's supposed to be organized? >.>
lollipop77_fml 6
Are you for hire? My kids watch movies, put them back in the wrong case, or no case at all - my DVD library needs help, and I just don't have the time!! :)
MsConfusedd 27
Been there, done that
RedPillSucks 33
Your home movies are in the non-awesome section
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Go volunteer!
fsamslife92 8
That's a pretty good way to organize them. I always just do it alphabetically.
breeY0 7
hey thats how i organize my video games !
Kog_Hiro 17
No other way to organize games.
Brannie 4
girls that play video games >>>>