Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, time is going by way too fast and I don't know what I'm even doing with my life anymore. I realized all I do is sit in bed all day and mope. I'm such a boring person. How did this happen? FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I realized the only things I do are work and sleep. My only friends are coworkers who I make small talk with. I live alone so I’ve got nothing there either. I can’t remember the last time I felt happy, or spoke to someone. Everyday is just a blur. I have no hobbies, no goals. Getting older is so fun, right? FML
Today, I’m unemployed with no children and hardly any social life, so you’d think my life was a constant, boring holiday, when in fact I'm so busy every day that I think I might have to designate myself a “day off” just to recover from the stress. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML
Today, I got off a boring day at work and went to the casino because my wife wanted me to go and it sounded fun. I have been sitting here doing nothing but talk about people's lives in the non-smoking section. FML
Today, my last grown child moved out and into their own place. As I stood in my house, which was finally empty and quiet for the first time in 37 years, all I could think was, "THANK GOD THOSE IRRITATING SODS ARE GONE, I HAVE MY LIFE BACK, BUT DAMN IT, I’M TOO OLD TO HAVE REAL FUN ANYMORE." FML
Today, I once again realized that I have no idea what I am supposed to do in this life, and don't know what to do with myself. I just live because that's the easiest thing to do, and try to entertain myself while searching for meaning. The meaning to my life; what I should pursue. I've been searching for a long time. FML
Today, I don't know, I guess I'm just tired. Like everything I have done has been for nothing. Yet I can't seem to quit, it's like this is what I was meant for, to just suffer, I had absolutely nothing to do on a Thursday, All I do is go to the gym and come home, and just watch the paint dry. FML
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Top comments
alw123 3
Must be a short list. Surely out of the gazillion things to do with your life you can find one or two more?
Iamthebanzai22 21
You can always volunteer at an animal shelter or tackie some environmental issue. I find, if you are unhappy the best cure is to help someone or something less fortunate.
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Comments (8)
lalalaila777 24
how about adding stuff to your bucket list? have you traveled to every single country? found an unknown species of anything? life is what you make it, if you have made your dreams come true and you are bored, take a look at what dreams mean and look at what excites you
alw123 3
Must be a short list. Surely out of the gazillion things to do with your life you can find one or two more?
Iamthebanzai22 21
You can always volunteer at an animal shelter or tackie some environmental issue. I find, if you are unhappy the best cure is to help someone or something less fortunate.
Mlmang 11
Animal rescues are very rewarding! Who knows may pickup a new friend!
Anderling 33
There are thousands upon thousands upon thousands of things to do on our planet. If you’ve completed your list, make a new one with higher goals.
Hangryko 32
World's smallest violin being played for you, buddy. Find something else to do.
1known 34
Go help people!
core01 30
You have a very limited imagination.
joseph_rod_05 14
sign up for America’s Got Talent