Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, after I just bought a house that is pretty good and suits all our needs for space, my in-laws moved in because they ran into financial troubles. Guess who is stuck with all the extra expenditures? FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
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Major_Haywire 7
Did they remove your spine?
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm confused. Do you have an open marriage? Did you know he was her lover before he moved in? If not, how did you find out, and have you reached out to a divorce attorney, yet?
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Since you're out of commission, she can't just let her coochie atrophy, can she?
EmDizzle2007 28
yeah, she can.
Charlie Given 28
Excuse Me ,What!? Are you really that stupid to be involved in a open marriage enjoy being homeless cause thats where your heading ether that or death (according to statistics from multiple studies about 60% end in nasty divorce, about 30 to 35% end violently about 5% have a mutual separation which leaves 5% or less depending on study that have a successful relationship)
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm confused. Do you have an open marriage? Did you know he was her lover before he moved in? If not, how did you find out, and have you reached out to a divorce attorney, yet?
shannon2348 14
if you're putting up with that then ydi
Major_Haywire 7
Did they remove your spine?
caffeine_addict 11
I'm sorry, what?
bl3ur0z3 17
Her actual boyfriend or her guy friend that you're jealous of and refer to as her boyfriend? Because if she's actually moving her boyfriend in with you without giving one f, she clearly doesn't love you, which makes me question why she's keeping you around.
slym12312425 9
There is a whole lotta fuckery being left out of this one.
Sonotsuave 37
I think some clarifications are in order. If you were aware of this and have an open marriage and are saying FML suggesting she’s going to be intimate with him due to your recent surgery, I’d say it’s on you for the choice of lifestyle. If you just found out who that is while innocently thinking he was just a tenant, then FYL. If you knew and still allowed him to move in, then you’re a pussy
s25s 3
OMG I'm so sorry man