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Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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Freeze_fml 17

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

bijan311 0

That's pretty funny

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bijan311 0

That's pretty funny

sixtimessix 0

I love breasts!

Guuurlplease 0

That would make hot ****...

Cupcakeshizz 0

pretend your an alien by squirting people with waterguns then pretending it was your 'third nipple' :D

nyrangers1022 6

lmao that sucks...benadryl and ice is ur only option to make an attempt to go back to 2 breasts

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Owch

WTF_FML_FTW 0

ughh and because it's a bee sting it's probably all wrinkly and..ughhhhh

Schizomaniac 24

7-There is seriously something wrong with you.

Gannon1994 0

Woah woah woah...you're meaning to tell me that having three isn't normal? I call shenanigans on that.

Flameklr 0

lmfao 20 I agree with you :D

dickster 0

More breasts equals more fun! 3 breasts (ftw)!

awzmness 0

i really hope youre not a guy

swimmerstud 7

I  boobies.

the_flirtt 0

that's attractive :)

Brittney_E 0

yeah, why the **** were your nipples exposed anyways??

WTF_FML_FTW 0

trying to make a porno?

CrimsonWolf1294 0

believe it or not, there actually is a girl who has 3 breasts who did **** and you can still find it all over the Internet. but anyway, fyl OP. wear bug spray and if you plan on lounging outside, even in your own back yard, at least have the decency to wear a bikini top or something.

comepoopwithme 0

nipples are for guys... **** are for girls

sourgirl101 29

I love boobies too! Sometimes I feel like I'm so "GAY" I can't think "STRAIGHT".

Freeze_fml 17

I am funny. Thank you.

t3471m3 0

just imagine being stung by a mosquito like being injected by a dirty needle..

WTF_FML_FTW 0

ROLLING ON THE LAUGHING FLOOR HAHAHAHA

sourgirl101 29

only when the dog in you comes out!

FFML_314 12

Freeze, you've become so awesome that they predict your number now! OP, that is awesome. Embrace your 3rd boob!

porter12 0

For one, the OP said it was a wasp, not a bee. Also, what type of bee stings do you get that make your skin wrinkle 14, because I'm pretty sure when you swell up that can be considered just about the opposite to wrinkling. That's what happens when you get stung btw. You swell, you don't wrinkle.

SeanFredrick 3

#87 don't be a smart-ass

FFML_314 12

I killed 87. It's a good thing too, because nobody wants a man with 2 dicks running around.

dreamering 16

Today, a wasp stung my dick. Now I have two dicks. FML

misfitSuperStar 0

When I got stung, I DID have a tshirt & bra on. I stupidly freaked & swatted the wasp when it landed on my boob. I only got stung once, but enough!!! :'(

jizwiz 3

thats no 3rd nipple... thats breast cancer biitch! the bee just put its cancer seamen in your breasts I bet that female bee liked your white nectar

scubasteave 2

you must have some small ass boobs if a wasp sting looks like number 3

FFML_314 12

89, that was painful. Please, don't torture us anymore. No more typing.

Izzy_babii 0

SUPER tittiesss!!!! :D

too_dopee 0

trip nip aha.

SeanFredrick 3

Ydi for getting stung. Don't be such a baby and kill it before it stings you. Seriously, how do you get stung? I've thrown rocks at their nests and hit em with a weedeater and I've never been stung.

Brittney_E 0

mmm......now i get it 58. what's wrong with 3 boobs? some people would pay to get that kind of boob job...maybe.

Star16 0

LMAO, WIN!

luckymay 0

YDI for havin small boobs :)

IPityTheFool 0

YDI for being woman, and on the brightside you can look forward to being able to breastfeed 3 children at once now!!

MrFerret 0

Only one solution here.......... nipple helmets.

iownyou676 0

sexyhamburger sexyhamburger

BREADEDELF 3

It's not obvious? She was ******* a midget.

banana_buddy 6

OMG 60 you MUST give me the link to that video...I'm getting hard just thinking about it

hannah1203 2

17- We both like LSU, ha :D

sourgirl101 29

Better than liking LSD.

ChelseaXD 0

67 fails in soo many ways...

MaxFishr 0

pics or this isnt real. Trust me, i used to play doctor when i was 4.

bubbles987 0

pics or it didn't happen!

GooberNater 0

number 62 umm.... nipples are for both. I have nipples, and females nipples are often in or around my mouth... so , yeah ! OP, that really sucks. wasps are assholes

ronton 4

ok if u were stung on the nipple it would just look like one boob was bigger! not 3!

OopsieDaisies 0

You shouldve put a penny on it as soon as they stung you. Or some type of copper. It reduces swelling by a LOT. You could still try that and I guess ice too. Good luck!

kittykat52810 0

I agree with you must be small boobs to bee stung and be the size of a boob

cchristine 0

Attractive.lol.

TheOptimist 0

It isn't funny, it is great! This is an amazing discovery. Now there is one to suck and two to fondle. It is perfect!

mells105 0

how'd a wasp sting your nipple in the first place??

2kool4skoolyo 0

147 go get a life

rudiznell 0

what were you doing nude outside tammy?

lildrummerboy47 0

wasps can only sting one time and they die a few minutes after. unless there was more that one wasp, I call fake.

violetsweety 26

ikr df

HazelBunny 0

maybe thats the way wasps get off... they had to have a good idea of a target if they like hit it on the same general place twice why did you let them sting there though... it has to take a while to land and sting That would be a *different* kind of ****....

Schizomaniac 24

How the hell did you manage that?

happyk 0

That hurts.

kkbanks 0

remake.

Freeze_fml 17

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

misfitSuperStar 0

Happened to me once. HURTS!!!! Sorry, op..fyl!!

thatrandombadass 0

hahaha ouch...