Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed me right as I was taking a swig of my drink, causing me to fling cold tea into my face and all over the table. If that wasn't majestic enough, I had to keep acting in several more scenes with a wet tea stain in my crotch area. FML
Grammer_Nazzi tells us more.
Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.
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allykaymorris 24
Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:
FemskyD 26
The show must go on, well done you :)
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Cullen0828 6
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MagnusDeus 24
You're obviously new.
allykaymorris 24
Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:
FemskyD 26
The show must go on, well done you :)
xoxoblondee 31
At least it wasn't hot tea! Imagine that for a scene...
captain_hero89 22
Better than a pee stain
False_Stupidity 42
Ah, but the audience won't know that it's tea and will make assumptions.
ulissey_fml 22
Ah, nothing can beat the Method inspired by the great Constant Tea Stains laugh' ski for aspiring actors ...
manuwish 9
way to go op, a real actor cares not for his appearance but if the acting isn't good :) so being in a situation of self-consciousness maybe improved your acting and maybe no one noticed or even forgot about it due to your performance ;))
burgermike92 17
I bet you were giving that costar of yours the stare down of a lifetime when the play was over.
sousaphonist 14
I've had to keep acting after being hit HARD in the crotch by a thrown prop. Yeah, it sucks, but you deal with it.
Windsoar 7
At least it wasn't hot tea