Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
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edthered 0
Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.
crisle12358 0
haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me
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FML_N_ATL 0
agree with #46...
Destiny_fate 0
Yeah, i got pulled over a couple days ago and i laugh and smile when i get nervous and he asked if i was drinking and i was like, "wtf?" And my principal called me a smart ass once when i was in 1st grade because i laughed when i was in trouble... :/
kyleenstar 0
Thats so Oregon. Hah. Fyl.
Sock_fml 0
People as stupid as you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
metalcrue 0
neither of those are real conditions. learn to talk op
goldhighways 0
you can't get arrested for smoking weed or being high. but if it's caught on you you can.
NarwhalLove 0
yea but wait till the cop finds out he'll feel like crap
jdawg2010 0
you can't get arrested for BEING high, just if you have drugs ON you.
mimerino 9
They can't arrest someone because they "think" you are high. They do drug tests, stupid. Sounds like someone wants some attention…
Maycontainnuts 17
I can't believe anyone would click YDI. Some people just have no understanding. To people who say those aren't real conditions, all I can say is you're lucky not everyone is as ignorant as you are. I'm sorry OP that must suck to have to go through that, it's hard enough to deal with these conditions and being constantly mis-understood. Good luck in the future, and to all those people who say she's just "attention seeking" is someone with depression attention seeking? Or someone with diabetes? There are conditions that are "invisible" but they're just as real if not as understood as others. Have a little respect please.
Dilwann 27
To be honest, I understand having inappropriate emotional responses and disorganized speech suck - especially in situations like this - but calling it a 'condition' or a 'disorder' is just calling it more than it is. Everyone has it at times, some more often than others, but this sounds like something to be medicalized. And I don't agree with that. And I study psychology. In case it would matter.