Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
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edthered 0
Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.
crisle12358 0
haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me
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ohnoyouDINT 0
I print them out and take them with me to the bathroom.
iphonebro 0
driving buzzed is worse than driving high
jtizzle 0
for your sake I hope your state doesn't have a graduated license or you'll be stuck with G restrictions until youre 18.
R3nesmee 0
#1, Wtf? OP, I'm like that too.... I find things funny in innappropiate situations and then I get MORE nervous when people around me say " Why are you laughing?" Its really annoying....
sj_19 0
FYL, but also YDI for not having any proof of your condition on you....or perhaps you did and the cops didn't care? (damn the 300 word limit)
trollforjustice 0
**** the police for always freaking out about drugs. i have a friend who has a prescription for medical marijuana (which is legal here in california), and the cop arrested him for having "herion," even after my friend showed him his marijuana license explained that it was hash. so many cops have no idea what drugs are, look like, or do, so they make stupid mistakes.
WitchCirce 0
It's not just cops that have no idea what drugs are/look like/do. See the current uproar about and bans of salvia divinorum in several states. Senators can also be idiots.
shooter308 0
um, hashish can look like heroin, and heroin can look like hashish. also, he was arrested for "suspicion" of having hashish. key word, "SUSPICION". how convenient would it be for any hippy with a green card to say "oh man, its just hash bro, i don't mess with heroin" to get out of a felony.
ilpdec2008 0
Oh man I'm like that too...I laugh at the most inappropriate times, and often have a hard time explaining things. It really sucks because it's very difficult for me to persuade anyone.
Thatdude715 0
ouch........ thats gotta hurt
inkedgeek 0
did you blow the cop? He might have let youre ****** tourrettes ass off **** **** *****.
copey 0
Wouldn't it be easier just to say your have turrets..