Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
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edthered 0
Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.
crisle12358 0
haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me
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Comments (130)
damnnnnnn 0
Aww, sorry :( Hope everything turns out okay...
Clairina 0
um how did she deserve this?
odai123 0
Is something wrong with you people? No one wants to read your damn epic novel of a comment.
FlaminYawn 0
OP sounds like a really annoying person to hang out with...
suri23 11
Oh yeah, FYL!
funsized4 0
umm for those of you saying she shouldn't be nervous, take away her license, she shouldn't drive if she gets nervous: some people get really nervous in situations where they've done something wrong. personally, if I've possibly endangered someones life by driving recklessly, I'd get a bit shook up. I also have an irrational fear of law enforcement, but that's my problem. with the OPs disorder, it sounds like she would very easily and understandably get nervous after being pulled over
sporksrock 0
The same thing happened to me in fifth grade. I ended up getting in trouble because I couldn't help but laugh when I tried explaining to the teacher that I hadn't done anything.
noName123456 0
you were already driving in fifth grade? Thats pretty impressive.
marcmcclelland 2
Just pointing out the fact they do have actual medical documentation for situations like this, just like you see people with those red cross allergy bracelets, ect. And it's not unreasonable to recommend something like that when the person KNOWS they may have problems in situations like this.
dg72592_fml 0
how can they arrest you because they think you're high? i guess if they're dickeating suburban cops they can arrest you for whatever and call it disorderly conduct, but i would get a note from a doctor and seriously fight that in court because that is ****** up.
dg72592_fml 0
also dear everyone its not a crime to BE HIGH in the United States of America. it is a crime to be in possession of marijuana.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Oh yeah! I've gotten comparable feelings from being scared to death in Analysis. No joke. The projector screen shot up and made a really loud BANG. I screamed and felt this HUGE rush of adrenaline. It was fantastic. Then for the next twenty minutes I could breathe even better than weed lets me and I couldn't stop giggling. My teacher didn't say anything, even though she's usually a tough cat. But she likes me because I like math. :)