Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML
Classic move
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Queasy beats
Today, I found out that my new, expensive noise-canceling headphones trigger my motion sickness. FML
The sensual world
Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
Busting makes me feel good
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML
That's… sexy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
Sick sex, dude
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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hey_its_kristi 0
were you on a waterbed?
88joey5 4
if your a girl Its ok you get thrown around alot during sex
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hey_its_kristi 0
were you on a waterbed?
cgchamp89 7
Probably a car or something... weird.
juicedboi 7
At least you have some kind of motion in the ocean..
IdontWanna69 8
at least there was enough movement going on for some sort of dizziness to occur!
PurpleRae420 0
I'm wonderin what position you were doing lol
seanders 10
Hope you didn't puke on her, that's your dick's job.
zukinihudini 0
its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean
cfalen 0
must of been a bump ride
oboewhore_xD 6
Boat sex?
cocobulla1 4
haha fyl how r going to have sex ever???
kittydidit 0
Try sea bands :)
Takador 3
That ride ain't for you then :)
88joey5 4
if your a girl Its ok you get thrown around alot during sex
cgchamp89 7
Not if she's a huge girl ...
cgchamp89 7
Hey now, I didn't say they can't be loved like that... it's just harder to get thrown around is all. The haters must be the big women
22cute 17
Woman on Top.....it's a great movie about just that.
FlashBurn 13
LOL! That's funny! That isn't too bad, just use a different position.
Bassmasterclassi 2
like doggy style
instnt1nfction 17
or you can try 96, just like 69 but instead, you rub your butts against each other's heads
siege10 0
god... I was wondering how long that would take to make it's way onto fml.
beserker81 12
Spit on my phone reading the post
Blueglasscup 18
Sex in a moving vehicle, OP?
OrgasmicBunnies 9
did you use the vomit bag provided by the airline?
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
op is now a member of the mile high club
SirfinBurd 0
Yes, thank you Sherlock. That was the joke.
ciarafox9 9
Never have sex on a plane then..
TheNewGuy03 29
looks like they've had it with my muthafuckin' snake on this muthafuckin' plane. |the kid|
Clouded_Rhino 0
49 LMAO
FreebirdIII 1
But sex in a roller coaster is awesome.
Zombie65 0
ok but the roller coaster ride is way to short of time
Fiskerz 0
for a girl maybe! :p
Cupcaken 0
And the pictures are just awkward.
frostymug18 1
depends on who's riding
jvanaulen 2
At first I read that as "Butt sex on a rollercoaster I'd awesome"
jvanaulen 2
I mean "is" not "I'd"
pnellab 0
so true
some1azn 0
Must've been a bumpy ride....LOL
unsuccesfulmastu 4
sounds like you should stop trying the merry go round then