Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
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edthered 0
Unlucky. I used to have the same responses, got into a lot of trouble when I was in school for that.
crisle12358 0
haha thats funny.. i laugh when i dont know what else to do in a trully akward situation, or when an angry person is screaming at me
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Comments (130)
Teekayahr 0
Have you ever looked into Asperger's? That could be a cause.
shooter308 0
To the few of you who think it is legal to be high (in the United States), California Health and Safety Code 11550 makes it illegal for anyone to be under the influence of any schedule I,II,III,IV or V drug. Marijuana is included in there somewhere. Unless you have a prescription, but then it is still illegal to drive under the influence.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Schedule One. Unbelievable, but it's true. **** the laws and idiot politicians.
Shyman4ever 0
LOL there is one really similar to this. A man got pulled over for the first time and he started crying because he was nervous and he got arrested for not cooperating with the cop.
Amkii 0
This would be a degree of Schizophrenia that you have, right? Sorry to hear about the incident, though!
baller789 0
YDI for leaving the kitchen
Tequila01 0
I thought that things like that were stated in the back of a license? I know they put "corrective lenses" if you have glasses/contacts so why not that.
locomamasucks 0
you are him
arcacious 0
lol next time i'm high and driving i'll say i have disorganized speech and occasional innapropriate emotions, that'll get me out of it....until a unicorn walks by
GrapefruitZoe 0
You are silly. Just 'cause weed is technically a hallucinogen doesn't mean it actually makes you see things.
arcacious 0
fyl, why didn't you make an fml for that
jz4 0
#4. read the title of the thing at the top. the name is jessie