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Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked why. She replied: "It's easier to pop my pimples." FML

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"No". Easy as that.

Eeww ! I'm sorry that happened to you

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Eeww ! I'm sorry that happened to you

"No". Easy as that.

jo hearst, pfui teifl, oida. do konnst glei zuwespeibn.

A scheissdreck, de Österreicher san do.

I do hope you told her that is not a public act. Sorry you got into that one op.

Nasty! What did you do next?

The best way to avoid this = "sorry but no"

Tell her "Only if I get to keep what I catch" and wink creepily. She'll find someone else.

The subway is a dark and wierd place OP

u should've told her it's easier for u to puke in a toilet, but for her you'd make an exception... gross