Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML
Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, he laughed so hard he dropped his ticket-writing pen.
ahabsfan 17
Please share the picture. We could all use a good laugh on a Monday.
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Comments (6)
ahabsfan 17
Please share the picture. We could all use a good laugh on a Monday.
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, he laughed so hard he dropped his ticket-writing pen.
mas12806 24
Tickets are printed now
RichardPencil 32
No, they're not. I've gotten two this year and they were both handwritten. FML.
manb91gb 15
Belive me, Mr Pencil would know the difference!
Tiffani Carter 6
But did you still get the ticket?!