Today, I was talking to one of the advisors at my job about how almost everyone in the workplace who owns a Toyota has strangely been in some sort of car accident in the last year. I happen to have a Toyota. Guess who was rear-ended at an intersection after leaving work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
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K3719er 9
Must be a glitch in the Matrix.....
Justincolon22 15
I hope your okay
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Regulate 21
Wish I could spend a week stood by your "water cooler"...strewth.
_Adog2645 24
What?
K3719er 9
Must be a glitch in the Matrix.....
Madrias 36
That's actually a good one, double-meanings and all. Subtle.
Justincolon22 15
I hope your okay
Glowworm56 27
Your job has some sort of Toyota curse linked to it!
RichardPencil 32
In Detroit, you can’t af-Ford to have a foreign car, if you know what I mean;)
tonyfan00 38
I hope at least one of the crashed cars was a Prius...
jadums 5
Lol. You have a vendetta against prius'? ?
I'madumbass 19
Doesn't everyone? Prius drivers never take advantage of their great speed and gas milage, which is why certain members of my family (my dad) hates Prius drivers. Also, too many of them cut you off and go 20 mph. Lol
jadums 5
I also have a Toyota. I think they have curses. Something happens to my Toyota annually. One month after buying car (new), someone rear ended it causing $17k in damages. Year after that, hail damage. This year, ran into an 18-wheeler tire on a pitch black highway entrance ramp while checking blind spot.
countryb_cth 38
Then why do you keep buying Toyota vehicles?
missessanders7805 2
Actually, I believe he or she is saying that something happens every year to the same Toyota... not multiple Toyota vehicles.
hunterseal 18
Shut up I have the same car:(
swervelol 28
I just totaled my Toyota a few days ago... you've brought the curse to this app! What have you done!
OlRed 28
Plot twist, the advisor you talked to thought "thanks for reminding me" and was the one who rear ended you. FYL OP.