Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Healthy relationship goals
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Toxic
Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML
This is going well
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Explain yourself!
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
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techweed 12
tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers
abceasyas123abc 12
What the heck?!
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Comments (219)
krty402 7
that sucks
NuyoRicanGirl 3
then divorce that ******
dre_bro11 12
#9, I'm assuming that that's what OP's husband ment. And OP, just be like, thank God you said that 'cause I've been ******* your mate.
HencetheLove 0
man what a asshole!
MissBunny25 0
dirty piece of shit. cut his balls off.
W0 0
hahaaaaaaaa
smellymellyy 7
shit.. of 30 years. just tell him to **** off and come back when hes changed him mind lol
CheckMyProfile 17
Midlife crisis? :|
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP I'm sooo sorry. Talk to him about how long he's been feeling this way, maybe it can be resolved. My grandparents were going to get a divorce after 51 years of marriage but they worked it out.
CathyCraaazy 8
ouch :/
maa_rico 4
damn ^^^^^^. most of these comments have so much hate in them, you don't know the reason(s) of why he decided that. Anyways OP YDI for not paying attention to what went wrong in the relationship i mean 30 F-ing years? really?
shannonreneee 11
I am sorry but no matter what you've gone through, when you've been with a person for 30 years it's going to be hard to hear that they want to leave.
kameryn25 3
checkmyprofile. I love ur picture i actually laughed audibly.
maa_rico 4
Off course it is going to be hard and it is sad for OP but i mean all those comments up there.... But even if she was the best wife in the whole universe for those 30 years, and it seems that she still loves her husband, she still did not realize or probably she did not want to really see what was going on in the relationship and i think she was afraid to confront it and try to work things out.
eyez_lay_low1921 0
well since you wernt able to please him, he found himself someone that could.! fyl.
odexy 12
And chances are it hurt the husband just as much. I really doubt it was something he wanted. My mother was with my stepfather for 10 years, but was completely miserable for the last 3-4. She finally left him a few weeks ago. Despite the fact that she was in a loveless marriage, it still breaks her heart that she left him. She's understandably upset that her marriage failed. What I'm trying to say is that just because the husband left OP, it doesn't mean he isn't just as upset. It doesn't make him an asshole. Just because they've been together for 30 years doesn't mean they've been happy. Sometimes things just don't work out. Both you and your husband deserve to be happy, OP.
billcompton 0
maybe he is gay
KleenexWaffle 3
If it got to the point where he uses a lame high school breakup line instead of actually having a serious conversation and telling you the real reasons why he doesn't think the marriage works, dump his immature ass, feel shitty for a week or two, then go out and look for someone better. Or burn the house down, collect the life insurance on his fat lazy ass and live as a cougar. Your choice.
applesauce123 3
ohh no
Nadinek98 0
#39 FTW
AngryGuitarist 0
97 you seem like a fkng bitch. you have no idea what happened like you said yourself. it's possible there werent any problems. irony or is it a female bitch troll?
ankoku 2
I think 94/97 is on par here, all you people are raging without knowing any facts, for all you know he is leaving because she cheated on him, usually it ends up being the people that think they are owed something for being married that find themselves in these situations
LoLlersnakes 0
She would probably still be his wife if she was "sucking" more often.
EffinToofer 3
Shut the **** up 194
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
lmao
TeeHee124 0
194 that's not funny
TheChelseaSays 34
Horrible first comment
abceasyas123abc 12
What the heck?!
ImaWiseGuy 5
now that's how you break off a marriage .....
skoock 0
not even friends with benefits :( ?
shoecrazy 5
he's an ass
Every1luvsfmls 6
Oh, didn't see? her husband of 30 years said he wanted to just be friends..
lyricalservant 21
it took him 30 years to figure that out
TheRealLori 0
Sorry to hear it. Hope you two can work it out.
Darcon 8
I hate these dumb FMLs that is obviously not true! Grrrr.. waste of space!
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Darcon: what do you mean by they are "obviously not true"? Any of these FMLs could be fake, but that doesn't mean they are. You're breaking the rules by accusing without reason.
twinny_sc 13
I actually laughed.
summerbaybay 0
your terrible.
manbizzle 1
As is your usage of words.
Teah9 6
me too, not sure why though it was just weird
33214 0
asshole
michael38 2
that's the point of this website, it's supposed to be funny, why does everyone on FML suddenly become angry at people, this isn't an agony aunt site, shut up.
ifiFaLL 1
high five
Tuesdays76 0
More like High School. That is totally a High School break up, not a way to ask for divorce lol.
ifiFaLL 1
hahahaha so true. lets just be friends babe bhahahahahaha
Jaxx66 21
what a dick. :(
daylantate 0
hey yummsugar, what's up?
AngusxD 0
A little horny are we?
sourcherri23xx 0
just what I was about to say "what a dick"
yumsugarr 8
Ohmygod, I'm so sorry! :(
EffinToofer 3
I know, right? Maturity doesn't always come with age.
techweed 12
tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers
kaylanicole1255 1
Great idea!! :D
smellymellyy 7
WIN
brandonm14 0
hahah !! Agreed^^
supertacowaffle 41
WIN :D
tbj42409 0
nice. win!
emilysanerd 0
THIS!
kbtoyz69 9
did we all just lose??
SchiTzenGiglez 0
I just lost the game, my bad
5t3ff1k4h 45
How do you loose a game? I know how you can possibly lose a game, but I've never heard of loosing a game. Must be something new.
yuggi1 11
Here is florida you don't need both parties to agree on a divorce. When one wants out of a marriage he/she can legally divorce their spouse, even when the other half is set on refusing. I'm totally for this, no one deserves to be with someone they don't want.
5t3ff1k4h 45
But if you can't afford a costly divorce and your spouse just tosses it on you, I think you should have a right to refuse until you can afford it. I agree, no one should be with someone they don't want to be with, but there are circumstances where forcing a divorce on someone despite their disagreement is wrong.
BatGirl1010 0
Don't know where you are, but some places it does not matter if you sign or not. All it takes is one spouse to divorce.
5t3ff1k4h 45
I'm not arguing and saying it doesn't happen. I'm saying I disagree with people doing and allowing that in some circumstances.
DumDum999 0
EPIC ******* WIN
rainbowhair1 0
I know how you feel
nado13579 12
Win!
Baseball_Luva 5
wow that sucks!
kittykat1497 7
Ikr :P I had to say something relevant to tell u I love ur pic
MsSoulReaper 27
Well that's not right. He probably has someone he's been cheating on you or something. FYL