Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML
Today, my mom volunteered me to help out at her coworker's 5-year-old son's birthday party. I didn't realize until I got there that "helping out" meant "dressing up as Spider-Man". FML
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
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Top comments
Leeono 26
Guess you could say he had sticky fingers.
RichardPencil 32
“With great power comes great responsibility...to remove excess wealth from the unsuspecting public.” Hey, that web stuff is expensive!
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Comments (23)
Leeono 26
Guess you could say he had sticky fingers.
RichardPencil 32
“With great power comes great responsibility...to remove excess wealth from the unsuspecting public.” Hey, that web stuff is expensive!
dexter420 21
He does have sticky fingers
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I guess he's not the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man after all.
Adam Daniel 20
I got the Avengers #1 on Free Comic Book Day and loved it so I hope regardless of your wallet being taken you got some good comics OP!
dexter420 21
No you didn’t. You took a comic book to the bathroom and dropped your star trek themed wallet. On the bright side it wasn’t Star Wars
Ishvah 15
*pops popcorn* this'll be good.
RudyH621 25
*Fixes bowtie* Listen here you little shit! Star Wars > Star Trek. I rest my case!
kirby1964 20
Tell the store. They might know the person, or at least they will know and can stop them the next time.
Chris Smith_1291676952 8
You could probably sell your story to the Daily Bugle.
lukesick1 12
"He's a menace"
Lobby_Bee 18
Who else read that in J.K. Simmons' voice?
blahblabbity 19
don’t you know that spider-man has sticky fingers?