Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
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Comments (267)
danniellekaulitz 0
poor dude
rebekahmarie 0
Either way she would have been upset... if you bought her a small she would have been pissed because she couldn't have fit into it! FYL OP.
pimpcakes2 11
Agreed, a small wouldn't have fit her, but now she crushed because she's apparently gain a bunch of weight.... which is worse? Ehh, op's screwed either way, she's too insecure. Next time buy her jewelry or something like that, just not candy... that would be a new issue.
AsianCookie247 14
I still don't know why most girls/women bitch about being "fat" because they're not a size 0 or 1.. makes no sense. FYL
jess2gd4u 0
u need to get a new gf. sounds a lil high maintenance.
Jizwold 0
it's all about the curvy chicks anyway
CAPTmok 7
its okay OP was being honest while she's in denial about her weight..... hopefully she can see the truth now
burninnapalm 5
because number 51, for some reason, women think guys like girls who are a size 0... truth is most guys think the opposite. I mean a size 6-14 is still effing drop dead sexy.
likeyourelooking 6
medium is not big at all. it's healthy. curvy chicks FTW! but not fat ones. haha
LongLiveTheQueen 4
Yup!
ericownz101 0
she must live in egypt 'cause she's in de-nile
Kallik 0
I see what you did there 176! you sly boots (:
pooponyuou 0
maybe op should stick to jewelry...
Levini 0
well... there is always the receipt ... if she don't like she can go to the store and exchange it ... so you aren't really effed but dude ... next time go for the earrings or other jewelery
ChiFan96 3
Shit happens during that time of the month.
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
dyld921 2
That actually wouldn't work. She'd still be upset cuz he thinks she's bigger than she really is.
skulluks 0
That sentence is an oxymoron. Women do NOT have logic!
hilda_kitty 16
I know, eh? I don't understand girls, even though I am one. On another note, I'm an XL, and I wouldn't be mad at my boyfriend for giving me a dress my size.
CaroAurelia 12
Dude, I'm a girl and I don't even get it.
kittykat1501 31
exactly. what? a medium isn't even that big. (ps girl)
NJXD 0
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you should of punched her in her fat face when it fit her and said i win fatty !
allmine133 0
Wow. you are a dick.
hellogoodbye1996 6
that made me laugh.
nofatchicks90 0
my hero
hiphopchick7 1
you sir, must not have a gf
J352SAURUS 30
What the hell is wrong with you?
AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
AsianCookie247 14
exactly ^ So Stupid! just because you're not a skeleton doesn't mean you're fat!
dragonaair 5
I hate being really skinny, I wish I was fatter. How often do yo hear that? We all want what we don't have...
iluffmcrandbvb 1
grass is always greener on the other side :P
kayPandastyle 15
I agree with dragonair..i, wish I was thicker :/
Taradactyl_2011 0
I'm a medium and I'm perfectly fine with my size :)
Jizwold 0
I don't think 82 needs to be any thicker but every guy likes something on the chicks bones (there is a fine line between something on em and "eww fat chicks")
RUSH777 0
107, you're an asshole. I don't go around calling people on here that often, but you really are a dick.
mona_is_here 10
I wear medium too, what's wrong with it? I have a lot of muscle and I wouldn't fit into small just because of it so medium = / = fat.
muhaidib 2
women... I am a medium but I buy a large because it's extra comfy!
dunner12 0
Ronaldo sux
techweed 12
so true ........ MessiFTW
Servonski 0
sooo? no one cares
sezual 15
I do the same! I mean, form fitting close are nice to go out in but I don't feel the need to wear something skin tight on a day to day basis.
541MedfazWcM 0
should have slapped her seriously!!
nickinoodle 14
I don't think that domestic abuse is the answer for anything at all let alone for someone being shallow.
hurray4jmk 1
Your girlfriend is a bitch. Not everyone can be a size small. **** I AM a size small and even I have to get mediums sometimes.
you_and_me_fml 8
Same with me and agreeed
xXSandBagsXx 0
exactly
redhedsaysrawr 18
I think it sucks to be a small, because they hardly ever have anything good in that size.
platypus546 24
wow, needy much?
JamesAuSio 0
She sounds like a joyless worthless a-hole. Enjoy being stuck with that for the rest of your life.
Steven_SYW 5
Woman's logic is very difficult to understand!
iheartchocolate1 0
you realize how ignorant you sound to the rest of the female population? NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, only the needy and ungrateful ones!
skulluks 0
Your right he does sound ignorant. A women is actually right for once, does anybody know what this means? SHES A WITCH! Listen mister, WOMEN HAVE NO LOGIC!!!!!