Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Jammy01jams 2
Ok number one: vegetables have seeds too. 2) tomatoes are not sweet like fruit 3) it is uncommon to put fruits in salad because salads aren't meant to have fruits in them. 4) like someone above said they make ketchup and it is not a smoothie 5) I have called a tomato a vegy my entire life an will continue to. Why the discoverer of it never named it one or the other I have no idea yet. I am off to search that right as I type this.
psaphier 9
Tell your mom to go back to school... Chickens are Aves! Neither mammals nor reptiles!
rktsma 3
It's true!
chessyragoo 0
idiot
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Is that a Canadian degree?
bibobobonnor 8
#222 don't you dare rag on Canada that is my home Country and I'm proud of that
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Just a friendly joke, Canada is one of my favourite countries
hatepineapple 14
@214 Oh this is going to be FUN. 1. No, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Fruits and vegetables are the names we give to parts of plants. The "fruit" of the plant is, in essence, the ovaries of the plant. It's not a fruit because it has seeds, but it has seeds because it's the fruit. Anything that isn't the fruit of the plant is called a vegetable, such as the roots, leaves, stalk, etc. Go Google some images of vegetables, and then put the word "PLANT" after them. You'll see that "Carrot" and "Carrot Plant" come up with very different results. 2. Flavor has absolutely nothing to do with the name of the food. Also if you think fruits are sweet, go check out a grapefruit. 3. Tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, avocado just to name a few savory FRUITS that are common in salads. Sweeter fruits also include apples, cranberries, strawberries, pineapple, raisins, etc. 4. Not even close. A smoothie is a drink made up of blended fruits, fruit juices, ICE, and other various foods (dairies, powders, etc.). 5. Hey, if you want to continue being a dumb bastard, go ahead. I, on the other hand, prefer educating myself and others. Also, a few fruits you never knew: Pumpkins, eggplant, cucumbers, olives, avocados, ALL chilies (jalapenos, habaneros, bell peppers [yes these are chilies], and really just anything from the genus Capsicum), cashews, walnuts, and almonds.
66mustangrocks 4
Look idiots, tomatoes are fruit no matter how you cook them. And those of you saying it doesnt matter: it does matter because we need to educate people better so they don't say stupid shit like OP's mom.
Enigmax2514 7
This explains why the world is a cesspool of moronic imbeciles
divadro102 16
My cucumber is a fruit?!
divadro102 16
I once knew a hairy chicken. He's no longer my friend.