Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
pyrogirl6622 0
Well tell her it doesn't matter what the hell it is. Because what it really is, is dinner!
charzybarz 0
Chickens are not mammals because they don't have mamory glands.
AmberGale13 0
Dolphins are mammals....tomatoes are fruit.
1911_Angel 0
LMAO @ 99!!!!!! Thanks, I needed that!!!!
rapunzel3416 28
I read this in stewies voice lol.
Daralea 21
But what's tuna?
nicky99 0
Wow ur mom is an idiot
nature_girl_08 14
@226: you're actually wrong about birds not being reptiles because they're warm blooded. there are MANY scientists and archaeologists who believe that the Saurischian dinosaurs (those from which birds evolved) were in fact possibly warm blooded. it's waaaaay too much to explain on here, but do a little bit of research and you'll find it. also, i want to point out something. the single defining factor of being classified as a mammal is having mammary glands. it does not matter if you have fur, or give birth to live young, because some lay eggs (monotremes) and other organisms have 'hair' (tarantualas, for instance, though i don't believe it's true hair). as for the archaeopteryx, it was the precursor to the avian group. it did not fly. it's feathers were used for gliding, and possibly also temperature regulation and courtship practices. ALSO. all those features you described for a reptile's characteristics that don't match the birds has a simple reason: the evolutionary path diverged early on. as a matter of fact, reptiles are NOT descendants of dinosaurs, except for those in the crocodylia family. there was a divergence after the Diapsida, which went split to the Archosaurs that led to today's Avians and crocodiles, and to the Lepidosaurs, which led to today's reptiles. so your statement is, in fact, backwards. birds are the descendants of dinosaurs, but their drastically different characteristics evolved (as they often do) into something more advantageous and suitable for their lifestyle, whereas reptiles aren't related to dinosaurs at all, save that they share a common ancestor, and the characteristics they have (like the eggs and being ectothermic) simply worked for them and there was no need for natural selection to change it. and no, i'm not just spouting random crap. I'm a zoology major and took Vertebrate Biology last semester :P
arin2009 0
technically it's a fruit if it comes from the flowering part of the plant, aka bananas are berries
batman_516 9
Actually, the banana tree is a giant herb.
jenshu 5
You're an idiot. A chicken is a bird. Kingdom animalia, phylum chordata, class aves. I reiterate. You are an idiot.
rocker_chick23 27
How is the Op an idiot? He is the one who told his mom that they AREN'T mammals. His mom thought they were