Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
jenshu 5
Omg, he was using sarcasm to point out the fact that the OP is an idiot for complaining about his mother saying that chickens aren't mammals, because they are in fact NOT mammals. They are birds. Therefore, saying that tomatoes are vegetables when they are really fruits, dolphins are fish when they are really mammals, and spiders are insects when they are really arachnids, is designed to point out obvious stupidity.
varkey 7
WTF? Well, just get a scientific textbook or something, if she won't believe Google / Wikipedia.
mas91796 0
im not black :(
jordit10291997 0
Tabernac, tomatoes are fruit.
mjew 7
Everyone knows that chickens are part of the big cat family
feranmi101 0
It was sarcasm dolphins aren't fish spiders aren't insects and tomatoes aren't vegetables
whynotbliss 18
Understandable her confusion is. They are not mammals but in fact belong to the class aves. Then again, you already knew this. Instead of fighting about it, just make a bet, google it, and reap nothing. Because there is no way in he'll she'd pay up!
la6437 0
Your mum has a degree in chickens?!
Ninjasaurus18 9
Spiders are arachnids, and dolphins are aquatic mammals. They breathe their air through a blowhole, not gills.
Ninjasaurus18 9
That would mean that basically everything is a fruit. Except carrots, potatoes, etc. But then what about pineapples?! Or coconuts?!