Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
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Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in The Bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my mother stupid and angrily argued with her at a family dinner. Why? We have a long-running family joke that "Vegan food doesn't contain calories," and my boyfriend thought my mum said it seriously, and was therefore a moron. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML
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rawrface22 10
Chickens are reptiles , duh
sheethapins 13
74 No matter how you cook a tomato it's still a fruit. If you put lettuce in a parfait does that make it a fruit? If you wear socks outside are they magically shoes? The only time you can transform a fruit into a vegetable is if you completely paralyze Richard Simmons.
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Comments (196)
THE_A_TEEN 28
All right, close down the comments this is officialy, THE WORLDS DUMBEST COMMENT THREAD
im_awesomer 0
I thought they were mammals?
ikickgingers 15
So your mother is a university educated chicken expert?
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Poultry Science... You can major in that.. Unfortunate that anyone would really want to but it's true.
ikickgingers 15
Wtf kind of job would get with a degree like that ?
babyXXboo17 0
Dolphins are mammals? And so are chickens?
AliSama 17
yes on dolphins. no on chickens.
AliSama 17
a chicken is is not a mammal a chicken is a aves aka a bird. A mammal is a group of air-breathing vertebrate animals characterized by the possession of hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young. Most mammals also possess sweat glands and specialized teeth, Birds (class Aves) are feathered, winged, bipedal, endothermic (warm-blooded), egg-laying, vertebrate animals. here is a full classification of a chicken. your mom does not know her facts. sorry! Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Class: Aves Order: Galliformes Family: Phasianidae Subfamily: Phasianinae Genus: Gallus Species: Gallus gallus Subspecies: Gallus gallus domesticus
vettle 6
Tldr
AliSama 17
all you had to do was read the first sentence. wow people are lazy.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Hmm someone is an ADP science major...
AliSama 17
studied alot of chemistry some phsyics and lots of math. I am a paralegal major though. go figure:) just well read. i hate biology though. the names. all the names. god i hate that.
JPLovesAnimals 4
More like copied. Oh well.
AliSama 17
it is easier to reference a text when you want to put up definitions. the only egg laying mammal is a platypus.
Edna11 0
Lol
zbajis 7
And we're arguing over tomatoes and sarcasm. I bet any higher power is face palming at us right now. Whoah I wonder what type of FML any higher power would have.
sciencekidster1 8
And she's waving this degree stuff in your face like it's proof, isnt it? Well I'm a veterinarian. And chicken are obviously fish.
MsMeiriona 2
Now I'm craving tuna. Chicken of the sea, yum.
bloodshedblack 5
Dolphins are marine mammals and spiders are Arachnids.
sciencekidster1 8
Oh yeah? Im a veterinarian. Chickens are obviously fish.